Boris is 'broke'!

[RainbowParadise]

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8750253/Subdued-Boris-Johnson-worries-money-salary-shrunk-150k.html

Apologies for the fail link.

But awww, diddums, Boris is struggling to afford a nanny and complaining about supporting his other children.

How my heart bleeds!

From a quick google apparently he's never actually admitted how many children he has, though it seems to be at least 7. So if he's done the dirt on Carrie (surely not already, even he can't be that bad??) and has another one, that would be 8.

He sure gets around! What's his secret? It can't be money because he's stoney-broke

Anybody know what the superinjunction story was?
People know about the superinjunction so i guess the details must be known by many.

He should just resign. I guess if he resigns and stories of his 8 th or 9th child come out, that would lower his value on the speech circuit.

Or would it?
Can men still retain a high value even though they have secrets in nappies

I think there is a lady violinist involved.

Why do they need a nanny if she doesnt work??

He must have a vibrating cock or something.

If you search Twitter for superinjunction you'll get a pretty good idea of the rumours.

@LomasLongstrider

He must have a vibrating cock or something.

😂

@Neolara

If you search Twitter for superinjunction you'll get a pretty good idea of the rumours.

Thanks 👍🍷

I don't see the appeal myself, he seems like a total buffoon, that would shag the knickers off a washing line, just to have something remotely female to stick it in.

And weren't the police called over a domestic between him and Carrie, that was hushed up and glosses over? So he's possibly aggressive/abusive too.

*glossed

He will have to get a zero hours job on minimum wage to keep them afloat. Welcome to our world Boris. I really hope & pray this is true, karma has a way of biting people on the bum when they least expect it.

Thomas and the super junction
twitter.com/OldUnclePunch/status/1298607738193424384?s=09

I don't see the appeal myself, he seems like a total buffoon, that would shag the knickers off a washing line, just to have something remotely female to stick it in.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@borntobequiet

I’m not so good at reading images but that photo with Sunak just inside the door looking around as if sizing up the room - while looking sharp in a nice suit - does look as though it’s trying to say something.

I always think Sunak looks like he has a really weird and childlike physique. I remember him pretending he didn't know the NZ PM (and govt?) had taken a pay cut themselves when it was suggested our govt do during one of the daily briefings.

Ah right thanks, not on twitter, but have an idea. Was it allegedly before or after Carrie got pregnant

Google threw up a funny article calling him schrodingers tomcat, both masturbating in a phonebox while simultaneously out there having an affair with your wife.

Johnson is going to take the flack for Brexit and then they’ll shaft him and bring in Gove. Hence Daily Mail being involved.

Johnson is going to take the flack for Brexit and then they’ll shaft him and bring in Gove. Hence Daily Mail being involved

Johnson was never up to the job, nobody who had worked with him pretended otherwise. He was happy to throw the country under a bus and play up the xenophobia and other populist tropes to satisfy personal ambition.

He made a perfect front man as Bozzer the Clown for Brexit, then the election. He will continue to be front man whilst the shit show that is their COVID management and Brexit management continues. As they recede and we get closer to the next election whilst managing the resulting chaos Boris will run off to get his nose back in the pork barrel and Murdoch/Rothermere and all the other overseas billionaires will make the Cummings/Gove premiership official instead of unofficial and pretend they are a "new face".

Allegedly discovered at the time they had the massive row heard by the neighbour.

Poor Carrie. Clearly thought she was going to be so different to his 2 previous wives, the at least one woman he's had a child with he didn't marry. Oh and Petronella Wyatt. At least she got to Downing Street. And the dog is cute.

Isn’t it the case that he keeps the salary, even after he leaves office, as his pension?

Crumpet, I think three 'great offices of state' used to have a massive pension possibly equivalent to salary even if only in the job for one day though I think that was abolished for new office holders from around 2013 so may only have the (very generous) 'normal' MPs pension. I doubt it will form the majority of his or any other ex-PMs income in the future.

@LomasLongstrider

From a quick google apparently he's never actually admitted how many children he has, though it seems to be at least 7. So if he's done the dirt on Carrie (surely not already, even he can't be that bad??) and has another one, that would be 8.

Probably at it as soon as she felt a bit nauseous and couldn't make a massive fuss of him. If not before she POAS.

@TweeBree

For anyone bored #superinjunction is a fun hashtag to search on Twitter...

Naughty boy!! And I thought he was worn out from corona.

Doesn't he ever learn his lesson?

Just searched #superinjuction.
If it’s true, what was she thinking?

Re MPs pay, if there’s a seat with any chance of success, political parties will be beating good candidates off with a stick, despite paying ‘only’ £75,000 ish. Tbh I’d rather pay a head of a school of 2,000 students £100,000+ , I suspect they have far more responsibility than the average backbencher, and yes, we do need more people who have done real jobs.we do not need more ‘political advisers’, policy makers or lobbyists who have gone into politics straight from uni .