Mascotte NS dreams we are NZ and she will be lauded for stamping out the virus across the land. Except we don't live on an island we're in the bloody UK, and I never signed up to giving away my rights to see family and travel across the border.
Numbers will go up. It's inevitable even if we shut down Scotland for good, the reopening of shops and public transport means a small but inevitable increase. Would she like to keep things locked down until winter when we'll all be screwed - especially our children's education?
Surely - if nothing else - the Leicester reaction should prove that England is taking this seriously. But we were never sold eradication, the message was flatten the curve so we have manageable mini bumps.
I'd like to travel to England now, just so I could get there before she hatches her next dastardly scheme, except there is nowhere we could stay right now.
I'm normally a very stoical person - after years of training myself to be this way - but this lurching from one day to the next with changes - none good - is impacting my equilibrium.
Still at least I will be able to see the pandas on Saturday with our zoo tickets - unless she decides that meerkats spread it or something and it's deemed too risky again.