Anti dementors are going to hit the shops. Who wants to come?

[Shodan]

This'll be thread number 13, I think.

Let's hope it's a lucky one

(Sorry about the feeble title)

The rat thread was pretty graphic but a good example of people thinking practically. I know what my response would have been because I've done it.

"Deaths from Covid are still far too high"

Is he taking the fucking piss now?

@Khione sadly, that's right 😂

Oh dear god the poster on that 'we are coming out of this' and the shopping thread. Does she just roam from thread to thread looking to shoot down any possible sign of hope people have? I need a lie down.

@SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito that's shite, sorry 💐

BBC dementoring on Twitter about toilet flushing again, so that may explain it on here.

So sorry about your dad @SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito

(It's me, the former GoatFart)

SirSamuel so sorry

@AnxiousElephant77

Oh dear god the poster on that 'we are coming out of this' and the shopping thread. Does she just roam from thread to thread looking to shoot down any possible sign of hope people have? I need a lie down.

If it’s the poster I think you’re talking about then yes.

Alert! Chief Dementor is not sure about new drug being all that.

@AnxiousElephant77

Oh dear god the poster on that 'we are coming out of this' and the shopping thread. Does she just roam from thread to thread looking to shoot down any possible sign of hope people have? I need a lie down.

Yes she does.

Hester and IcedPurple doing an absolutely brilliant job at trying to be the voice of reason but it's clearly utterly pointless. I'm so glad I don't know anyone like this IRL because they would drain the life out of me.

@Mascotte

I'll get the klaxon @Mascotte

She's like a particularly negative and miserable boomerang. Keeps coming back.

@Orangeblossom78 When my sister was little, she used to poke her fingers into the LooBloo thingy and paint her face with it. I shall be making a phone call to volunteer her for medical research forthwith. We are saved!

ooops sorry 'tis I, Laniakea!

Are we talking about Whitty not being sure?? He tweeted it was good stuff earlier?!

How can it already be shit?

Iain Gray asked John Swinney about school reopening fiasco, it's on Iain Gray's Twitter. Quite a dementor-y response,

No not Chris Whitty! Someone on MN

@AnxiousElephant77 I thought it was the chief dementor of this fine forum who was under discussion, but I stand ready to be corrected!

Oh thank god because seriously I was about to crack open the gin.

Oops, apologies for confusion, didn't mean Chris Whitty!

My nerves are shot

Would be great if they could use that drug in places like India where they are overwhelmed with cases and limited in care...