Anti dementors are going to hit the shops. Who wants to come?

[Shodan]

This'll be thread number 13, I think.

Let's hope it's a lucky one

(Sorry about the feeble title)

@InsaneInTheViralMembrane is there a non-painful stage to the bagpipes?!?

Take that back! The ‘pipes are music for the soul! 😁 not everyone’s cup of tea I know...

@SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito so sorry to hear your news - another virtual un-MN hug from me as well.

[quote NothingIsWrong]@InsaneInTheViralMembrane my son is having his flute lesson right now. It's excruciating.[/quote]
Flute? You're blessed. We had a 9am zoom Baritone horn lesson today (on my day off!), no one needs to hear that...

@Drivingdownthe101

Ooh BoJo is leading the briefing today... any chance of us being thrown another snippet of freedom do you think?

Heres hoping. My theory has been right so far.

So sorry to hear about your dad @SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito

really sorry SirSamuel :(

If anyone wants a more normal thread the rat with the broken leg is a good one

@InsaneInTheViralMembrane I nearly got landed with the harp by enthusiastic welsh grandparents. Told them fine if they were going to replace my car to carry the damn thing around.

@countrygirl99

If anyone wants a more normal thread the rat with the broken leg is a good one

Well that's a sentence I never thought I'd read...

BBC's reporting

*15:58
West Virginia outbreaks linked to churches
There have been outbreaks of Covid-19 linked to five churches across the state of West Virginia, according to Governor Jim Justice, who directed the state's National Guard to help decontaminate one church where 28 people caught the virus.

“With this Covid-19 stuff, it absolutely is a mega-killer and mega-dangerous. What we have got to do, is we have got to continue to go to a knife-fight with a bazooka,” said Justice.

He urged church-goers to space out in every other pew and wear masks, and for clergy and singers to wear plastic shields over their faces during events*

The rat one is horrific, don't read that! It's all about how to kill it in various ways

Well clearly he attended the same school of Articulate and Reasoned Speeches as his esteemed president.

I thought church services - possible related to singing - were a known spreader of the virus.

BBC reporting an out break in Anglsey - chicken factory -food factories were an issue in US and Germany.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-53062885

@SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito my very best wishes to your dad for his recovery. So sorry about this, 2020 can do one, it's an awful year in so many ways.

I'm confused now. I thought torydeathdrug was HesterShaw. Who is it then?

@SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonitor

So sorry to hear about your dad

@Orangeblossom78

The rat one is horrific, don't read that! It's all about how to kill it in various ways

Thanks for the warning. I'll stay away from it.

Oh no, I've just seen another outbreak of the toilet flushing dementoring.

Someone explain to me how you catch coronavirus from your own shite! Surely it doesn't have a separate immune system!

Doesn’t look like BJ is going to chuck us any bones today.

Trump is holding high rallies and making people who come sign to say they won't sue if they get the virus.

The abattoir at Anglesey is a worry for people there. Food production in USA was affected too.

Singing was said to be a concern I guess expelling air at speed deep from your lungs is something to think about if you have any virus.

Oh, @SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito that's such rotten news :(

I reckon the Boris announcement will be about the fsm that we already know about.

[quote Allflightscancelled]@SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito my very best wishes to your dad for his recovery. So sorry about this, 2020 can do one, it's an awful year in so many ways.

I'm confused now. I thought torydeathdrug was HesterShaw. Who is it then? [/quote]
Tis not I 🕵️‍♀️

I noticed that blue stuff you put in the loo was starting to claim it would help, have never used that and don't believe it. It was on TV the other day

@SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito I’m so sorry to see your news Best wishes for a speedy recovery for your dad

fsm and new drug I guess