films that are utter shit

[bluefoxmug]

following up from this thread

re-watching the 'old' star wars films...
oh god, they are shite. not even indiana jones harrison ford can make up for the shiteness.

Batman vs Superman...seemed to go on and on and the way their conflict was halted...

Absolutely every film with Nicholas Cage.

Anything by Michael Bay. He can even make robots racist.

Anythig that portrays mental illness as tortured souls who are going to explode. Looking at you, Bradley Cooper, Russell Crowe etc.

Anything with Jennifer Anniston. She is a plank.

Dirty dancing

Mama Mia.
LaLa Land.
And I love a musical.

I agree about the Blair witch project. It has the dubious honour of being the only blockbuster rental that I didn't finish watching. Mostly I'd think I've rented it, may as well watch to the end. But not that.

Nicholas Cage has been in good films. Raising Arizona is one of my favourite feel-good comedies of all time, and if you’re looking for silly action flicks then Face/Off and Con Air can be enjoyable enough

I can't wait to see Nicholas Cage as Joe Exotic.

@Nowordforfluffy

You're perfectly entitled to like or dislike what you want. It would be a dull old world if we all liked the same thing. I was just asking what you considered to be 'non shit'?

But if you don't have any films that you are passionate enough about to want to share when asked, well I guess that's your prerogative too. Pity.

That isn't what this thread is about, quite frankly.

Go and badger some other poor sod about what films they like. In a thread about films they don't like.

@thisusernameismine nailed it!

Absolutely every film with Nicholas Cage.

Even Valley Girl? Even Honeymoon in Vegas?” Even The Rock with Sean Connery? Sheesh, tough crowd.

can't wait to see Nicholas Cage as Joe Exotic.

Brilliant. Perfect casting.

Beetlejuice and Cayote Ugly. A friend of mine years ago told me that they were his two very favourite films. I was

Four Weddings and A Funeral is on. Obviously not a bad film but each time I watch it Andie MacDowell gets worse. If that’s even possible.

She is SO shit in this. It’s grating badly now. I reckon this us the last time ever I can watch it.

Mama Mia hated it
Slumdog millionaire. Loathed that too. Wish I had never seen it.
Marigold Hotel. Total drivel.

Wall-e . Watched it at the cinema and had a loo break just to escape the tedium.
Captain Corelli's Mandolin, also at the cinema I can't remember anything about it, except that I put had my coat on thinking it was the end, and it went on for another excruciating thirty minutes.

Re Nicholas Cage: "Moonstruck" is my favourite film ever!

Oh god. She’s doing the bed scene where she said “ sure I can resist you”. She’s awful. Literally makes up the character one line at a time.
I. Can.Never.Watch. This. Again.

That isn't what this thread is about, quite frankly.

Go and badger some other poor sod about what films they like. In a thread about films they don't like.

??? yeah, whatever.

Films I consider too shit to be worth bothering watching that I have watched recently - but other people may probably REALLY like:

The Interplanetary Surplus Male and Amazon Women of Outer Space (2003) - though in this case I seriously doubt it.

Promethus I'm ok with people doing one, maybe two stupid things per movie to keep the plot going but when they walk around being as fecking numnutz stupid as this lot...

Valarian huge budget and a shitload of SFX which just pissed all over the source material.

Bula Quo - Status Quo comedy thriller movie in which our lads foil an organ-stealing Russian Roulette gang and still make it to the gig on time - which is even crapper than it sounds.

And Mama Mia

Event Horizon is lauded on here.I watched it and thought it was crap.

Masters of Disguise,is absolutely,positively the worst film I have ever seen.
It's a kids film, awful

Lost in translation... totally pointless and irritating! But then I find Scarlett johanson very smug... I found myself particularly irritated by her in "hes just not that into you". I think it's her face.. similarly to Keira knightly there's a certain "smug expression" both have.

I walked out of one film once upon a time but can't even remember the name.... it was shockingly bad! Think it had jack black in and was about living in the Stone Age?

Nobody likes downsizing. I did but have to agree it was a bit um far fetched.

Forgot about A Simple Favour. Horrendous.

The Nicholas Cage 'Wicker Man' remake.

And 'The Room' with Tommy Wiseau but it's so bad, it's amazing.