films that are utter shit

[bluefoxmug]

following up from this thread

re-watching the 'old' star wars films...
oh god, they are shite. not even indiana jones harrison ford can make up for the shiteness.

We watched Howard the Duck the other day. Words cannot describe how fucking odd it is.

Also Solaris.

Yes to 'Love Actually' - dire, slushy drivel

'The Devil Wears Prada' - boring, boring, boring! Load of pointless rubbish. Walked out half way through when I was dragged to see it at the cinema

The ' Bridget Jones' films - as above

Many others I could name, but my fingers will get sore through typing too much

Vanilla sky

the english patient - yawn

Oh yes- agree with eyes wide shut! Such a try hard wannabe art film. With the usual sexist/ mysogynistic undertones that Kubrick loved so much

Downsizing. Saw it in the cinema and wanted to ask for a refund it was so bad.

Rocketman was awful.

Dead or Alive.

My DH does not have a good taste in films. This was his opening gambit for the first film we ever watched together.

The Lakehouse. Like watching two lumps of teak trying to emote.

But but but Beetlejuice!

All the Harry Potter films, every single one gave me heartburn from the awful acting.

Just watched Ladylike on Netflix...what a pile of sexist shite. Can't understand how scripts like that get funding!

Mama Mia
Into the woods
Braveheart

Bloody awful.

The English Patient. Just die already.

The Hustle with Rebel Wilson and Anne Hathaway. A dire gender swap remake of dirty rotten scoundrels (which is one of my favourite films). I didn't even laugh once.

Agree that The Happening is utter shite.

Robin Hood with Russell Crowe is the only film I've ever walked out of.

Mother.

I have never in my life seen anything so dreadfu

Hunger Games
The Notebook

re-watching the 'old' star wars films...
oh god, they are shite. not even indiana jones harrison ford can make up for the shiteness.

What! No way. And HF is hot in those films!

@TwatCat forgot about Into the Woods. My friend got ready to leave cause he thought it was over but nope it went on for another hour or so

The hollow man (Kevin bacon)
A walk in the clouds (keanu)
The queen of the damned (book great, film appalling).
Some film my ex made me watch about elvis in a nursing home.
Lost in translation
The man who knew too little

Titanic. Actually walked out of the cinema. Appalling.

Now Austin Powers is utter shite. Wanted to walk but was stuck in the middle of the row.

The Road to Wellville.

Must be a good 20 years since it came out but I still remember it being rubbish.

Mama Mia - utter shite and when they brought out the singalong DVD with subtitles, that was beyond dire.

The Royal Tennenbaums, really awful and not funny

Meet Joe Black, incredibly boring

Open Water is my and Dh's yardstick against which all bad films are measured. We were praying for the sharks to finish them off!

Mulholland Drive. Tried to be clever. Was achingly dull.

Crash (the one where the couple get turned on by car crashes, not the one with Thandie Newton). Shit idea. Shit film.