films that are utter shit

[bluefoxmug]

following up from this thread

re-watching the 'old' star wars films...
oh god, they are shite. not even indiana jones harrison ford can make up for the shiteness.

I also agree with Tree of Life. Me and a mate had both just had babies and it was our first outing sans child. We chose this but left early. The 20 minute cgi space nebula thing at the beginning was the first clue. Utter wankfest.

Haven't rtft so sorry if this has been mentioned-
Harry Potter films, I've seen 3 and thought they were all rubbish
The first lord of the rings (haven't seen the others)
Pirates of the Caribbean

Cold mountain dreadful

I have walked out of many a film but still angry I wasn’t able to walk out of Tree of Life - as others have said absolute shite! WTF it won the
Palmes D’or!

Re Terence Malik - I do like Badlands but must’ve been a fluke - downhill ever since!

Mr Turner

Five-star reviews and critical acclaim across the board. Utter shite.

Snakes on a Plane

The Postman

Thin Red Line

Snakes on a plane is one of my favourite ever films.
So bad its good

Edward Scissorhands - Boring.
Twilight - soppy & cringy
Coralie (only went for DCs sake) - rubbish 'storyline'
Love Actually - too improbable & cheesy

La La Land
Witch Finder
Remake of Nightmare On Elm Street - All 3 of them, plod plod plod

After Earth (Will & Jaden Smith). Dire script, terrible 'acting' & so spectacularly boring my jaw was dropping

Rom Coms - All of them can get lost

Star wars is bollocks.

Bridesmaids is terrible.

Moulin Rouge is the worse film ever.

Blade runner.

-I've tried to watch it many times, never get further than 20mins in as it's just so utterly crap, proper shite.

The happening- nothing fucking happened!

Any film with Daniel day Lewis in.

Young Einstein, Field of Dreams, Austin Power's Goldmember, Splitting Heirs. Walked out of them all!

Notting hill
😱😱😱😱

Dirty dancing.....cringey shite
The wolf of wall Street.... Turned it off after about 20 mins. Boring!!

Labyrinth - utter shite. Never watched more than 5 minutes as it just makes me cringe.
My DH loves it but I really don't see why!

I am a total geek and love Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel etc bit what the fresh hell was Dark Phoenix about? Shit with a side of shite.

Minions. Little yellow fuckers

The Beguiled. What was that even about? As fu.

*awful!

"Labyrinth - utter shite"

How DARE you.

~twirls balls~

😏😁

Really fucking hate Midsommar

Films I fell asleep in
Cats and Dogs 2: the revenge of Kitty Galore
Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Road Chip
Batman and Robin
Films the people I was with walked out on
Moulin Rouge
Secrets and Lies
Carla's song
Films I should have walked out on
Darkman
Crocodile Dundee 3
Beverly Hills Cop 2
Quantum Solace
Heavy
Arizona Dream
Primer

I cant remember what it's called but it has Matt Damon in it and he gets shrunk and lives in a little world with other people who choose to get shrunk.

Magnolia. Sooooooo boooorring
Love Actually. Just actually awful
Eyes Wide Shut. Creepy
Sex and The City 2. Hateful

If you walk out of a film - or switch the DVD off- before the end, can you really give an opinion on the whole film? Perhaps you have missed the bit where it all starts to make sense.

Downsizing? Aimee

I also forgot how much I hated
The science of sleep
Synecdoche, New York
Being John Malkovitch/Adaptation

Saw 1 and all it's sequels. Gross is the only way I can describe them.

Paranormal Activity 2. The first movie was great but they should have left it there.

50 Shades of Grey. Worst movie ever.