films that are utter shit

[bluefoxmug]

following up from this thread

re-watching the 'old' star wars films...
oh god, they are shite. not even indiana jones harrison ford can make up for the shiteness.

Pretty Woman. La la Land. Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey. Any of the 'new' Star Wars films.

Love wedding repeat.
I love time travel, I love comedy. This was abysmal.
Find it on Netflix.

The Tree of Life. Watched it with my mam in an arty cinema in Bath, everyone - EVERYONE - left apart from the two of us. We wanted to as well but I felt rude (yes I know the actors couldn't see us 😂).

Lost in translation was the dullest film I may have ever seen. Nothing bloody happens in it! Two people just waffling on about themselves and their tedious angst ridden thoughts and wow they’re both so unique and special and everything they think is so profound. About as fascinating as a squashed apricot.

@Kelpie78 Buba Ho Tep is the name of the crap you watched.

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Pretty woman. It sends a terrible message.

And;
'Meet The Parents' and its even more appalling sequels
The 'Pirates Of The Carribean' garbage
' Dirty Grandpa'
Who screenwrites all this old hogwash and thinks it is entertaining?

The decedents with George clooney

Oh, oh and Moulin Rouge. It had such hype around it... didn't get it, still don't. Awful.

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Thr Happening
Sixth Sense
Clockwork Orange

Mamma Mia, the only film I’ve ever turned of part way through watching

ohhhh god fucking Terrence Malick films. Never, ever put yourself through the Thin Red Line

It’s a Wonderful Life.

The most over Americanised cheesy sentimental dross every to grace the screen. I have attempted to watch it several times to get all the love for it. It just appalls me I never do more than 19 minutes.

Sixth sense was ok. What was so shit about it?

Big fish

The Mad Max remake. I think I died during that film.

Batman vs Superman. I didn't want to go to the cinema to see it. DH made me. It's going on my "List of reasons to divorce DH"

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Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark. How stupid do you have to be to get eaten by a mechanical shark on dry land that runs on wheels??

Just watched the latest Charlie's Angels
Agree with avatar as well!

Star Trek Generations, the only movie I’ve ever walked out of, just such a ludicrous plot, one for die hard Sci Fi fans only.

I find the horror genre of film to be lame so just avoid them, saw The Shining, just didn’t get the appeal of it.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Probably others in the franchise too but that was the one that DP dragged me to the cinema to see.

Also Solaris.

The original or the ballsup American remake? The original is just mesmerisingly wonderful. One of my favourite films.

Never liked ET

Meet Joe Black, incredibly boring

I'm surprised you found it boring. It made me fucking angry. How so many people managed to spend so much time and money making a film that managed to be so sodding insulting to the intelligence is beyond my comprehension.