Your username is a new toy what is it?

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mine is a binary calculator! 33rd Edition!

It translates as The Fifth Cunt, so what you would I be..?

*toy not you

I have no idea what you're talking about 😁

Mine's a tiny Jack In The Box. But cute. Not one of those evil Fisher Price clown ones from the 70s.

A magic 8 ball 😂

@Carrie7469 - pretend your username is now the name of a new toy on the market. Describe that toy and what it does.

Dog chew. Penguin/Chicken. Maybe like the Wrong Trousers baddie - Feathers McGraw?

Haha I'm joining Biners on the calc bench.

A child's Frankenstein monster hand.

Or a sex toy.

A vibrator for the undead.

Mine is a game. From Brave New World. Utterly pointless.

Mine is a toy that makes really loud quacking sounds when you push a button. You can scare the shit out people in the dark.

A cute little cat with sharp claws.

Mine isn’t a toy but is what you need as these toys are making noises and driving you all insane!

It’s a bit like Buckaroo but when you trigger it it wees on you.

Erm...

Mine is a game where you have to poke a pig with sticks.
The person who wins is the one who gets the stick to disappear into the pig.
The pig then punches the winner in the nose.

I'm a cuddly corduroy stegosaurus.

A board game where you are given a card and you have to land on the right ingredients to make the drink.

Mine is one of those games that goes off suddenly and makes small children cry. I’m thinking a really fat cat who you keep piling plastic flab onto until it explodes.

A sleeping doll that walks. Initially marketed as a cute sleep walking doll, it's repetition as frigging creepy has grown in line with its popularity with 5 year olds

A thirsty German bee?

Ha, the never flushing 💩

A plush toy zebra. With red blushing cheeks.

A doll who you can ask for the correct spelling of a word.