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Your username is a new toy what is it?

114 replies

00100001 · 29/04/2020 20:17

mine is a binary calculator! 33rd Edition!

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lokoho · 30/04/2020 03:07

Pirate GPS

ironicname · 30/04/2020 03:41

A word game - you have to pick a card with a word on it and then describe it as something else, a toy perhaps?

Tillygetsit · 30/04/2020 04:43

A toy dog called Tilly who gets things and sits on command. The deluxe version also poos and humps your leg.

MooseBeTimeForSummer · 30/04/2020 04:59

A kids water toy - press down on my antlers and I shoot water out of my arse.

Blackbear19 · 30/04/2020 05:28

I'm a teenage teddy bear, who growls with attitude.

CockCarousel · 30/04/2020 06:08

Mine's kind of self-explanatory. Probably not a toy you'd especially covet though...

Peachbubble · 30/04/2020 07:29

A unicorn that blows peach bubbles from either end?

WingBingo · 30/04/2020 07:42

A bird bingo game - you mark off a square when you spot the relevant bird.

DippyAvocado · 30/04/2020 07:46

My username actually is a toy! I am named after a shopkin.

BarkandCheese · 30/04/2020 07:49

One of those toy dog dogs that barks and backflips, but it has an added function where it also poops out bits of cheese.

bellinisurge · 30/04/2020 07:51

A gift for all mothers struggling through difficult times. Or just everyday.

CormoranStrike · 30/04/2020 08:08

Mine is a brand new indoor bowling alley game.

CigarsofthePharoahs · 30/04/2020 09:38

A highly inappropriate toy sold in the 1950's from the British Museum gift shop.

thecatneuterer · 30/04/2020 10:26

I dread to think!

whatdoyoudonow · 30/04/2020 10:27

'Whatwouldyoudonow'

The most complicated board game ever.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 30/04/2020 10:41

A Joe Exotic doll with stick on tattoos.

Thelnebriati · 30/04/2020 11:28

@PapercraftNinja OMG yes and register the web domain.

MarieVanGoethem · 30/04/2020 11:43

One of a range of Girls And Women From History dolls.

GatoFofo · 30/04/2020 11:58

A fluffy cat that makes meowing sounds.

Or a merkin Grin

homemadecommunistrussia · 30/04/2020 12:00

Like Minecraft but more queuing Grin

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 30/04/2020 12:05

Extreme version of the Ticket to Ride board game... You have to visit 80 countries to win. No route planning, you take the next card off the stack.

ElinoristhenewEnid · 30/04/2020 12:22

Wooden chalet Dolls school

Modestandatinybitsexy · 30/04/2020 12:38

A gimp mask?

Obviously not safe for children Confused

elf1985 · 30/04/2020 12:43

Antique elf on the shelf!

PuddleglumtheMarshWiggle · 30/04/2020 13:58

An exact replica of Puddleglum the Marsh Wiggle.
Probably an action figure, he's not very cuddly.