Your username is a new toy what is it?

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mine is a binary calculator! 33rd Edition!

Pirate GPS

A word game - you have to pick a card with a word on it and then describe it as something else, a toy perhaps?

A toy dog called Tilly who gets things and sits on command. The deluxe version also poos and humps your leg.

A kids water toy - press down on my antlers and I shoot water out of my arse.

I'm a teenage teddy bear, who growls with attitude.

Mine's kind of self-explanatory. Probably not a toy you'd especially covet though...

A unicorn that blows peach bubbles from either end?

A bird bingo game - you mark off a square when you spot the relevant bird.

My username actually is a toy! I am named after a shopkin.

One of those toy dog dogs that barks and backflips, but it has an added function where it also poops out bits of cheese.

A gift for all mothers struggling through difficult times. Or just everyday.

Mine is a brand new indoor bowling alley game.

A highly inappropriate toy sold in the 1950's from the British Museum gift shop.

I dread to think!

'Whatwouldyoudonow'

The most complicated board game ever.

A Joe Exotic doll with stick on tattoos.

@PapercraftNinja OMG yes and register the web domain.

One of a range of Girls And Women From History dolls.

A fluffy cat that makes meowing sounds.

Or a merkin

Like Minecraft but more queuing

Extreme version of the Ticket to Ride board game... You have to visit 80 countries to win. No route planning, you take the next card off the stack.

Wooden chalet Dolls school

A gimp mask?

Obviously not safe for children

Antique elf on the shelf!

An exact replica of Puddleglum the Marsh Wiggle.
Probably an action figure, he's not very cuddly.