Your username is a new toy what is it?

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mine is a binary calculator! 33rd Edition!

Mine is a practical joke, a bit like one of those handshake buzzers you can get in fancy dress shops.

A toy taxi !

A giant plush corona virus that says “Corona is Coming” in a dodgy northern accent when squeezed.

A paddle that you can waft your farts at people with

A saucy executive doll that strips or swears according to a randomised algorithm.

Easy to use corkscrew

Soz missed the 'toy' part

Toy soldiers?

Mine is a pair of unicorns

A knitted fairy?

An inexpensive wind-up bath toy.

A model replica of the French army during the Hundred Years War, I guess!

It's just, like, some trees? That don't really do anything? RRP £19.99, batteries not included.

An action figure doll of Tina Scamander, nee Goldstein.

probably something Not Suitable For Children

A card game where you have to guess whether the text on a card (a description of, or short passage about, a woman taken from a novel, poem, screenplay etc) was written by a male or female author.

Alternatively, a cards against humanity style game in which you have to use random word cards to create the most outrageous description of a woman you can!

A science experiment kit sort of like them ones where you make a volcano erupt

Hilarious doll with limbs that twist and grip. Buy yours today!

Posh dolls pram?

A sex toy that says ho ho ho and has tinsel

I feel like I should Copyright my username now haha surely there is a possibility for one of these?

Remember Furby?

That. In cat form.

A playhouse

I am a new playdo colour. Or maybe that ball of all the mixed up colours.
Randomly appletiise the drink smells like playdo

Play dough?