Your username is a new toy what is it?

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mine is a binary calculator! 33rd Edition!

Joey’s Cabbage Patch Doll!

Mine's either a big foam hand for bopping people with or it's ear protector

He is a giant assault robot !

A tigers toy!

A posh cat. Possibly with a moustache and monocle. It tells you off when you say something incorrect, and especially when you mispronounce something.

A pain in the backside, really.

A furry beast whose batteries only work at dawn and dusk.

A Danny Dyer Squishy

Mine's self-explanatory - and sounds great :o I'm picturing pulleys, macrame and cat's cradle type activites in a big box made of brown cardboard.

There's a certain kind of nerdy child who would play with this kind of toy for hours. I was that child!

Mine's a type of playdoh. Squidgy and warm to touch at first then as you pull it apart it gets colder.

A bogroll. The possibilites for creative play are endless. I've even got a second one for free

A sarcastic stuffed dinosaur

Definitely an action figure.

I think mine would be one of those "edgy" board games/card games like Exploding Kittens or Cards Against Humanity

(oh and the "edgy" was a tongue in cheek BTW)