Your username is a new toy what is it?

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mine is a binary calculator! 33rd Edition!

A really furry fucking fork. For fucking when you want and need a furry fork.

They're magic, obviously. Wearing them gives you the power of flight.

A talking Hagrid toy.

I'm obviously just the best womble

One of these

It’s like Little People with People and Vampires. Comes with houses, crypts, crosses and coffins.

Mine's fairly self explanatory I think.

I couldn't possibly say....

A gothic porcelain doll. Not for playing with, she sits on a shelf following you with her eyes.

Chucky with wings.

My username is already a toy - an old toy, actually about 58 years old, as my mum made him for me to take in my pocket on my first day at school

A tractor 🚜😁

It’d be a sewing kit for goth children - make your own applique crow or raven with fabulously beady glass eyes!

@RustyBear awwwww that is So Cute!

Mine is obviously a pub for Playmobil or Sylvanian Families...

oooh no, it's one of those weird fairground places with wobbly floors and distorting mirrors

Well, some kind of a zebra, clearly. Maybe it can be a talking black country zebra?

I could be a cat toy I suppose, but really I'm fast food for Dwarves.

Well, self-explanatory I suppose.

A vintage doll's knickers?

Soft toy Caterpillar that unfolds into a gorgeous Eyed Hawkmoth. You can then tuck it back in and restart. I would buy!

Mine’s a board game.
Invite twelve of your closest friends round for supper and use the question cards to work who’s your worst Frenemy.

Mine is a doll wearing a crown and a dress which is yellow and pink check. I think I'll call her Elizabeth, Betty to her friends.

(PS I’ll be needing payment......)

I keep wanting the castle that you can also buy but Father Xmas doesn't deal in real estate

A football game, with green and white balls.

Mines definitely a sex toy Wish I'd thought of a better username now

Brilliant idea for a thread!
And we could market the @ OhhhPeee!
I’m a musical ball that sparkles light all around as it randomly tumbles across the floor...confusing the cat