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Your username is a new toy what is it?

114 replies

00100001 · 29/04/2020 20:17

mine is a binary calculator! 33rd Edition!

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FurForksSake · 29/04/2020 20:46

A really furry fucking fork. For fucking when you want and need a furry fork.

aerosocks · 29/04/2020 20:46

They're magic, obviously. Wearing them gives you the power of flight.

yerawizadari · 29/04/2020 20:48

A talking Hagrid toy.

tobermoryisthebestwomble · 29/04/2020 20:48

I'm obviously just the best womble

BikeRunSki · 29/04/2020 20:49

One of these

Your username is a new toy what is it?
ILiveInSalemsLot · 29/04/2020 20:53

It’s like Little People with People and Vampires. Comes with houses, crypts, crosses and coffins.

SomeHalfHumanCreatureThing · 29/04/2020 20:55

Mine's fairly self explanatory I think.

UnmentionedElephantDildo · 29/04/2020 20:56

I couldn't possibly say....

Izzabellasasperella · 29/04/2020 20:58

A gothic porcelain doll. Not for playing with, she sits on a shelf following you with her eyes.

xTinkerhellx · 29/04/2020 20:59

Chucky with wings.

RustyBear · 29/04/2020 21:00

My username is already a toy - an old toy, actually about 58 years old, as my mum made him for me to take in my pocket on my first day at school

Your username is a new toy what is it?
CornishPorsche · 29/04/2020 21:02

A tractor 🚜😁

Craftycorvid · 29/04/2020 21:03

It’d be a sewing kit for goth children - make your own applique crow or raven with fabulously beady glass eyes!

merryhouse · 29/04/2020 21:09

@RustyBear awwwww that is So Cute!

Mine is obviously a pub for Playmobil or Sylvanian Families...

oooh no, it's one of those weird fairground places with wobbly floors and distorting mirrors

Zisforstripyoss · 29/04/2020 21:10

Well, some kind of a zebra, clearly. Maybe it can be a talking black country zebra?

RatOnnaStick · 29/04/2020 21:12

I could be a cat toy I suppose, but really I'm fast food for Dwarves.

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset · 29/04/2020 21:15

Well, self-explanatory I suppose.

A vintage doll's knickers?

Hawkmoth · 29/04/2020 21:17

Soft toy Caterpillar that unfolds into a gorgeous Eyed Hawkmoth. You can then tuck it back in and restart. I would buy!

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 29/04/2020 21:19

Mine’s a board game.
Invite twelve of your closest friends round for supper and use the question cards to work who’s your worst Frenemy.

bettybattenburg · 29/04/2020 21:19

Mine is a doll wearing a crown and a dress which is yellow and pink check. I think I'll call her Elizabeth, Betty to her friends.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 29/04/2020 21:20

(PS I’ll be needing payment......)

bettybattenburg · 29/04/2020 21:21

I keep wanting the castle that you can also buy but Father Xmas doesn't deal in real estate Sad

ParkheadParadise · 29/04/2020 21:22

A football game, with green and white balls.

Doingitaloneandproud · 29/04/2020 21:25

Mines definitely a sex toy Grin Wish I'd thought of a better username now Blush

wonderrotunda · 29/04/2020 21:29

Brilliant idea for a thread!
And we could market the @ OhhhPeee!
I’m a musical ball that sparkles light all around as it randomly tumbles across the floor...confusing the cat

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