Honestly can't believe I'm even asking this

[nahnonever]

My partner has skid marks in every fucking pair of pants he wears. How do I wash them without spreading germs everywhere?

You put them in the washing machine and just wash them

He washes them himself and learns to wipe his bum properly.

You need a new partner.

I cant believe you're asking either...

Don't. If he cant keep himself clean, he can do his own washing.

I expect you'll find a massive improvement quickly.

I don’t believe this.
I’ve reported it.

I think you need to speak to him about him wiping his bum more (he must know this is an issue though surely!) and get him to wash them himself.

Jet wash.
His arse.
Then Ltb.

The only way this will change is if you call him out on it and refuse to wash his clothes. It's fucking disgusting that a grown man can't wipe his arse properly. My ex was the same, he never flushed a toilet either.

Dont wash them, let him figure it out

@Windyatthebeach - that's very nearly a haiku

@LovingLola unfortunately this was a genuine question. Obviously I have name changed

If I leave them for him to do they might accumulate and then I have a heap of shitty pants in the house. Grosse

In that case you have bigger issues.
Good luck with it.

Omg, peoole actually think this is acceptable in a relationship?

You don't. He does. If you find them in the wash bag them up for him or bin them

Fire.

Tell him he needs to: A/ wipe his bum properly B/ wash his own pants.

It begs the question, if he can't wipe his bum properly, does he wash his hands?

Ewwwww. How old is this individual?

Leave them all out in a line, skid-side up and see what happens as surely he must be embarrassed

If I leave them for him to do they might accumulate and then I have a heap of shitty pants in the house. Gross

Gross is an understatement, but yeah... may I ask what amazing qualities/superpowers this guy has that makes up for this level of grossness and keeps you attracted to him? I mean you’re even willing to touch said shitty pants to put them in the wash for him... I think even - insert name of the most attractive famous man you can think of - would lose all his sex appeal in this scenario. It must be a really special one in a million man you’ve got there.

You solve this problem by kicking the dirty fucker out the door along with his shitty pants.

Ewww! That's gross. Tell him to pick his own shitty pants off the floor and wash them himself.

I can't be the only one wondering this but do you actually share a bed with Shitty Bum?

I can't believe you asked this either. Why is it your job to wash his skiddy pants?

Leave them for him to wash.

Why on earth are you looking inside his pantaloons to spot the skids, but also why are you dating a man who can't be bothered to wipe his own arse - he must stink. Nobody wants a shitarse.

Wow he’s only started being a filthy pig since lockdown? What are the odds on that? 🙄

Bin them

He’ll get the hint when he runs out

What a disgusting excuse for an adult he is.

Boil wash them.

Send them to his dm. Shame on her she raised a fucking caveman.