Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

Honestly can't believe I'm even asking this

196 replies

nahnonever · 26/04/2020 15:35

My partner has skid marks in every fucking pair of pants he wears. How do I wash them without spreading germs everywhere?

OP posts:
rosiepony · 26/04/2020 16:35

Fucking gross. I can’t believe you share a bed with him. He disrespects you so much he would rather you handled his shitty underwear than clean himself properly.

Divorce him and site the reason publically to all friends and family.

Urgh disgusting twat.

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 26/04/2020 16:35

Also, do you sleep with this walking trail of excrement? HOW? WHY??

Bleurgh.

goingtotown · 26/04/2020 16:35

Throw them away.

MarieQueenofScots · 26/04/2020 16:36

You dump him.

How on earth can you possibly desire a man who treats you with such an amazing amount of disdain

MontysOarlock · 26/04/2020 16:37

How long has he been leaving skids in his pants? OMG deal breaker the second you discover this surely?

I am scared to ask, what does he wear to bed? Does he not smell of shit all the time?

T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 26/04/2020 16:37

Send them to his dm. Shame on her she raised a fucking caveman.

I know you mean well, but please don’t blame women for a man’s behaviour.

CodenameVillanelle · 26/04/2020 16:37

Why do you live with a man who can't wipe his own arse?

Windyatthebeach · 26/04/2020 16:39

If his dm had pointed out he was a disgusting specimen he may have listened!!
I have 8 ds's and they are /will be clean and hygienic before they leave home!!

MarieQueenofScots · 26/04/2020 16:39

Send them to his dm. Shame on her she raised a fucking caveman

What nonsense. Yet again woman blamed for man’s repugnant behaviour.

GaaaaarlicBread · 26/04/2020 16:39

Just wash them and keep quiet , that’s what I would do although luckily my husband does wipe his bottom properly 🤣

T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 26/04/2020 16:41

Get a black bin bag, keep putting his underwear in it and when you have accumulated a good pile, lay them all out, shitty side up on his side if the bed. When he starts slabbering to you and asking why you’ve don’t that, point out to him that every time he doesn’t wipe his arse properly and climbs into bed, you’re sleeping with his shite, so from now on he can sleep in his own shite. Then either move into a spare room, if you have one or make a bed on the sofa. That’s absolutely disgusting.

wildcherries · 26/04/2020 16:41

Tell him to wash his own underwear. I can't wrap my head around why you wouldn't leave him to it. He does this because he can.

Alternatively, throw them out. And make him pay for new ones.

CrazyTimesAreOccurring · 26/04/2020 16:41

So many threads about today that make me so happy to be single. Think this one tops (or bottoms) the list

Drivingdownthe101 · 26/04/2020 16:42

Have you only just noticed?

T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 26/04/2020 16:44

If his dm had pointed out he was a disgusting specimen he may have listened!!
I have 8 ds's and they are /will be clean and hygienic before they leave home!!

With eight sons, it’s only a matter of time before one of them fucks up. Is that going to be your fault? You know the dirty beast probably has a father too! Why isn’t it his fault? If you have a husband and you’re the only one looking after and teaching your children how to conduct themselves, then that’s not something I would be boasting about.

Stop.blaming.women!

Witchofzog · 26/04/2020 16:45

There was a thread on here earlier from a poster saying she was struggling to wipe due to constipation, piles and pain. She was given sympathy and suggestions as to how to deal with it. Does your husband have a similar problem Op before he is virtually crucified on here?

TheMotherofAllDilemmas · 26/04/2020 16:45

Honestly, leaving skid marks in underwear is just lack of hygiene, most people don’t.

I suggest you mention he needs to wipe himself properly and wash his own underwear. He is not a toddler in toilet training, he can do a better job.

WeAllHaveWings · 26/04/2020 16:46

Hold them up and embarrass him, tell him it is gross, and tell him to wipe his arse properly, do his own washing, and keep his shitty dirty pants out of your sight. I hope he showers before bed 🤮

Ariela · 26/04/2020 16:46

Ak his mum, quietly, if DH has a medical problem causing the skidmarks...

Toilenstripes · 26/04/2020 16:47

This is so disgusting even if it’s real. Why would you post this?

Ellie56 · 26/04/2020 16:48

Yes I can't believe how many threads there are today about deeply unattractive shitty men.

CrazyTimesAreOccurring · 26/04/2020 16:49

@Ariela why would you ask his mum, quietly? And not ask HIM, LOUDLY?!!

Witchofzog · 26/04/2020 16:51

No don't ask his mum. Ask him

Boireannachlaidir · 26/04/2020 16:52

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines.

Cosyblanky · 26/04/2020 16:54

Does he need medical help?

Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

This thread is closed and is no longer accepting replies. Click here to start a new thread.

Swipe left for the next trending thread