The cafe is still open...

[sashh]

...because I didn't close it over the weekend.

Today's special is eggs.

Boiled, fried, poached, coddled, convent, I might even do scotch eggs.

Tea and coffee as always and toast of course.

God I’m gonna need a coffee... extra strong. My alarm goes off in 90mina and I haven’t been to sleep yet!!

Morning Sashh, how are you?

@Mummyneedsacoffee strength for today!

@mummy

Double espresso with sugar?

coming right up

@Frownette

Not bad, how are you?

Bit tired, having to deal with a 75 year old sobbing mother at the thought of isolation! She wishes they'd chosen over 80s instead.

Tea please

One tea.

Oh dear, poor woman, I'm not sure it is going to happen, but who can tell?

Thank you

OK the convent eggs and toast are ready.

Oh Jesus, I just accidentally went into the 60s/70s diet thread by mistake. I'm glad you don't offer us cottage cheese on ryvita or whatever for breakfast

I'd forgotten about cottage cheese

Right, need more tea

Morning. Tea and toast please. The dog is coming in but he'll lie under the table. The birds have woken us both up.

Morning could I please have poached eggs on toast and a tea?

I remember my mum doing that diet too!
(Pats the dog under the table)

Fried egg sandwich please with a large milky coffee 🍳
Good morning! I also remember cottage cheese and Ryvita dieting

Morning ,
please can I have poached eggs on toast and a large strong black coffee , I have got builders in all day today so I dont know when I am going to next eat.

Eggs on toast coming up @AlCal do your builders want some tea too?

ohhh sorry I couldnt reply the sodding power has been off all day ( my laptop battery is fooked )

the sodding builders didnt turn up to day so they can sod off tommorrow

I’ve tried fruitlessly since this morning to google Convent eggs! What are they?

Here you go @unexpected

FFS the link would help !
www.cookitsimply.com/recipe-0010-0u15371.html

Thanks! Look yum

OK a new day of not sleeping, and an email saying wie stocks are getting low.

I think this calls for a fry up all round, including any dog, fox or hedgehog who may be passing.

What's the special today? I hope it's sausages. I want as many sausages as I have fingers (which is 10).

@Pol

Fry up, so ye you can have sausages, Cumberland, Lincolnshire, pork, beef, and I might even do a vegan one.

One sausage sandwich please! Can’t sleep either.