Keep me company in hospital?

[Nacknick]

Just that really...

I have a chronic condition so I'm a bit of a frequent flyer but have had two admissions since the beginning of the year which is making me a bit fed up.
Likely to be here for the best part of two weeks.
Some distracting chat would be lovely to cheer me up...

I'm curious what your condition is.
Are the other people on your ward like you or a bunch of 90 yr olds?

Hi Nacknick.
That's a bit rubbish at least you are not experiencing Storm Dennis in there, although here in West Yorkshire it's not as bad as Ciara was last week.
We went to Aysgarth falls last Tuesday and have never seen them so full, really spectacular and deafening!

Alternatively you could be here trying to house train a dpuppy op...

Sending flowers 💐 and hoping you get out quicker then usual.

Hospitals suck. What are your ward cohorts like?

What are your room (Ward?) mates like?
Are you getting visitors? Plenty of nice fruit and chocolates I hope!
Best wishes for a very speedy recovery xx

Wow, he looks like a lively puppy to house train. I bet you're getting lots of exercise!
I guess I'm "lucky" in that my condition means I have to have a private room for infection control reasons (no, I don't have coronavirus ) - so no ward cohorts to keep me occupied....
I did enjoy watching storm Dennis this morning - the rain lashing the windows made it feel quite cosy.
AND I've had some IV paracetamol this afternoon which is the bees-knees.

Gotta try and be positive I guess

I can offer cat pictures if you are partial to a moggy? Failing that I'll tell you that DH was being a cheeky arse this morning while changing DS's nappy. DS is clearly team mum because he peed everywhere. Made me giggle more than it should.

Aww, I hope that the infection control doesn't mean no visitors allowed.
As IV paracetamol is the bees knees, do a waggle dance (explanation on another thread)
I've always wondered what is so good about bees knees and the dogs bollocks?

Pep Guardiola is already planning ahead for next year’s Champions League.
He’s bought a 70” TV

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss, Lewis Hamilton, Eddie Irvine.......Ayr Town Centre....

Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs.
Just 5 minutes more.

I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.
I had to send in 2CVs.

I went to the best ever burger van today.
It was so good, it had 4 Michelin tyres.

We were so poor growing up that for breakfast we had ordinary K

To the Scumbag that stole 300 cans of RedBull from my shop,
I don't know how you can sleep at night.

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?
I put one in for a Cowboy Outfit yesterday, now I'm only ten minutes away from owning Network Rail.

My plan to steal low fat yogurt from the supermarket is taking Shape...

Sorry you’re not well🌺- I love how you slipped in it’s not corona 🤪

I also love the cheesy jokes Dan

Why is it paracetamol so much better than pills! It really is. I was discharged this morning so I feel your pain. I think it’s the “no outside” feeling that’s awful for me (and the noise and pain obv). I’m sorry your there, cup of tea, movie/book, and a squirt if scent might make you feel less hospital.

ffs.dan. lets hope her condition is not made worse by either groans of despair/laughter depending on sense of humour.

At least you have a window. What can you see? sky, city scape or another set of hospital windows about four feet away?

Hope the food isn’t too dreadful.

I’ve just introduced my 8yr old to the joy that is cereal for dinner. It’s a proud parenting moment.

Gosh OP, sounds quite serious (2 week admission, infection control).

Hope you are better soon.

What would you like OP?

Bit of myth, legend, random music videos? Yes, I do have an eclectic shop 😂

I'm having to endure watching angry birds on the tv (for the dss) whilst the dog has snuck next to me as the DH has gone out.

I'm curious about IV paracetamol...what makes it so great?

Hope you've had some visitors today?

@whynosnowyet

We need more information about your gorgeous mutt. Name, breed, and more photos

.@milletmum - your Alsatian is Gorgeous also. Name?

I'm curious about IV paracetamol...what makes it so great? it works! Just fabulous

Private room, CF?

Do you have anything with you to keep you entertained apart from the internet?

I quite listening to the rain also. It’s quite soothing.

I watched the film ‘To catch a thief’ , starring Cary Grant, whilst doing the ironing this afternoon. It also had Grace Kelly in and lovely shots of the French Riveria.. I do like films from that era.

Hello from me, also currently tucked up in my hospital bed.

I'm in a spinal injuries unit, hopefully out in the next couple of weeks!!

Hope you're feeling ok this evening 💐

Oh wow, so many lovely messages to respond to - will take me a while so bear with me...

@ScarlettDarling IV paracetamol - yes it makes you feel normal and quickly as well! It's worn off now then and not sure when they'll let me have more.

@SimonJT, good guess and you're right. I have internet, iPad and kindle so not all bad.

@DanFmDorking, love the jokes and I will store up some of those for when I'm released back into society

I can't complain really, food is pretty good, I have chocolate, room has a great view over London - I just wish I didn't keep feeling so crap!

@RedDhalia hope you're ok, spinal unit sounds worse than what I'm dealing with. Happy to keep you company for the next couple of weeks