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The Robbing Butcher - Bemused by the Patio at FrogMhor Cottage

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TheMustressMhor · 08/02/2020 10:58

What next for the Robbing Butcher?

Will he wander past Mhor Cottage several times a day so that he can keep an eye on the progress of the patio?

Will Mr. Mhor's measurements turn out to be wrong? And will Mustress Mhor and her DH have too many SLABS as a result?

If they do, what will they do with them?

Will the eggs be dippy tomorrow?

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BabySharksMummyShark · 16/02/2020 18:24

Good evening everyone! Is everyone well?

Im worn out after a day with the in laws (daddy shark at work!) and my hyperactive toddler being too lary with his cousins and managing to make them all cry 🤦‍♀️

I like sharkie as a nickname 😊

SchadenfreudePersonified · 16/02/2020 18:31

I chose to stay here and do the housework yadda yadda but have only MN and now drinking wine

You are not contributing to further chaos Cutting

That is your job done.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 16/02/2020 18:32

Worfs

Excellent

Words · 16/02/2020 18:44

Chin chin everyone
have N/c d.

I am going through a me no cook phase, which alternates with cooking everything from scratch. Happens in cycles. Used to worry me but now go with the flow.

I had a weird craving for primula cheese spread and TUC biscuits so that is what I had earlier. With some Parma ham separately.

Words · 16/02/2020 18:45

PS we've all seen the other thread has been nixxed?

7Worfs · 16/02/2020 18:51

No talking of other threads please 🤫

I can’t tell who you were before the NC, give us a clue

Words · 16/02/2020 19:27

Hate Christmas -y ?

DivinationDandy · 16/02/2020 19:40

I can't believe the username Words was still available!

Like it.

But yes, who ARE you?

7Worfs · 16/02/2020 19:43

Hate Christmas -y ?

is this a clue to your old username? I can't think of anything Blush

DivinationDandy · 16/02/2020 19:46

I can't work it out, doesn't seem to be anyone who has been on this specific thread, but I haven't looked through every post.

We've been closely watched today - and not by MNHQ - so I'd appreciate knowing who is who Grin

(You can always PM me)

Words · 16/02/2020 19:54

Grinchly

DivinationDandy · 16/02/2020 19:59

Thank you, nice to see you Wine

7Worfs · 16/02/2020 20:03

I feel like NC, chose this because I couldn't think of anything else when registering, but then again it kind of grew on me.

DivinationDandy · 16/02/2020 20:06

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7Worfs · 16/02/2020 20:17

**

It's funny that I accidentally ended up with two Star Trek references, I was thinking only about Worf, but ended up being called 7.
It's a play on 7 dwarfs / 7 Worfs, geddit Grin

AnyFucker · 16/02/2020 20:19

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Words · 16/02/2020 20:36

Winedandy

7Worfs · 16/02/2020 21:13

I haven't seen Mischief in a day or two, did she sail off without me wishing her Bon Voyage? Shock

DivinationDandy · 16/02/2020 21:18

I've been wondering & slightly worrying about Mischief hoping she got off ok.

I've seen stuff in the news about cruises being cancelled and thought of her. She had to give her cruise company info about her risk of coronavirus, and she'd been to Asia fairly recently. I hope she's sunning herself out on the deck and not in quarantine somewhere Shock Grin

7Worfs · 16/02/2020 21:28

Mischief if you are reading this give us the coordinates and we'll arrange a breakout operation.

BabySharksMummyShark · 17/02/2020 09:08

Morning everyone! Are we all ok from the storm?

Dandy i saw you on the caroline flack thread, i got all excited because i recognised someone one (i dont normally look at names)

yolofish · 17/02/2020 10:57

We've got this weird thing called 'sunshine'. I dont recall seeing it recently, but it's really rather nice.

The ground is still a quagmire, but maybe there is hope for us all?

Did anyone read about the Harry section on the RF website directing users to a Chinese porn site? oops!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 17/02/2020 11:43

I read about it on the Big Sussex house yolo - and have commented

7Worfs · 17/02/2020 14:15

Nice weather here also - just back from a long walk by the river. ☀️

I’ll catch up with news now

Thebishopofbanterbury · 17/02/2020 14:23

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