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[TheMustressMhor]

A thread intended for menus, cats and idle chit-chat.

Wendy sounds yum , soft boiled forked on toast with a bit of bacon and dare I say it acacado is scrummy 😋

I always think it's a shame egg white was ever invented.

Now he looks just right for Thug Cat - The Movie.

He does doesn't he? (Hope you enjoyed the light relief!)

Has anyone any advice?

I simply want a fried egg in the morning in which the yolk is dippy.

I do not, however, want a divorce.

Thoughts?

And now it's gone 12 midday I think a glass of sherry is permissible.

My DS loves. Full English
Decent fried egg: non stick pan with lid; tiny bit of oil.
Warm pan but not sizzling, crack open egg. Tip from side to side so uncooked white slides off and cooks.put lid on; switch off and leave to cook in own heat. No brown bits; white cooked; yolk soft!

O 😂, sorry mus no idea , I have to do it myself my dh can't cook at all!

I prefer egg white...

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Please forgive my abv I'm typing on iPhone between auto correct and my eyesight it's a nightmare! , it's why I usually lurk and not post 😃

Sheesh Curly I know how to fry eggs myself.

I was wondering how to get DH to fry them to my specification without endangering our marriage.

Meanwhile, elsewhere on MN today is

THIS STRANGE THREAD

WendyMoira I can chase after you, you know.

@TheMustressMhor

How about a

You could just have it plain ( without the spinach and mushrooms).
Looks like a cross between a poached egg and soft boiled egg.

(I’ve had scrambled eggs this morning, but I might make coddled eggs with a bit of grated cheese and marmite soldiers!)

Sheesh Curly I know how to fry eggs myself

Time for that sherry!

When I make egg mayonnaise for sandwiches I don't put all the yolks in. So if I use six eggs I would only put three of the yolks in as I prefer the texture.

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Curly I know you are trying to be helpful here but a bit of marriage guidance is what I'm after, not methods of cooking eggs.

So.….how do I get Mr. Mhor to stop serving me hard fried eggs?

If I could do this face to him, I would,

Every fucking day.

Bacon TICK

Square Sausage TICK

Black Pudding TICK

Toast TICK

Mushrooms TICK

Fried Egg

Perhaps you should mur , they say a face is worth a thousand words!

I suppose I could start a thread about it.

Damn I'm hungry now!

So what do you do with the spare yolks, WendyMoira?

Asking for a friend.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4984160/MasterChef-finalists-reveal-perfect-way-fry-egg.html
Perhaps direct him here mus , if a man says it he might listen!

@TheMustressMhor
Choose your battles:
Get him to plate up the rest, put it in the oven and make the egg yourself....

I actually like the white bit, especially if it's got lightly crispy edges.

This wouldn't be right for a family, but it works for me - single egg frying pan

3 mins 20 seconds for a medium-sized free range hen's egg, 3 mins 50 seconds for a large egg. Perfect dippy yoke and no snotty white bits, yum.

This thread has reminded me of the late, great Victoria Wood and that scene in Dinnerladies when she tells a chap to leave the white 'cos it's only placenta!'