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Cousin Matthew Returns with the Robbing Butcher

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TheMustressMhor · 25/01/2020 16:58

A thread intended for menus, cats and idle chit-chat.

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DandyAF · 01/02/2020 14:00

No no you don’t say he’s into cycling, you say he’s busy with his “hobby”. Then if someone asks if it’s cycling you say you can’t say what his hobby is as it would outing. Thereafter drop in the odd reference to cycling-related paraphernalia or competitions in a po-faced way.

TheMustressMhor · 01/02/2020 14:18

Looks like IABVVVVVVVVVU.

Grin
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DandyAF · 01/02/2020 14:47

I’m amused that although my cooking on a hob Q/gaslighting comment bombed as a joke’ (appears it’s only me who finds that funny Sad), it’s promoted a deviation into a discussion about gas cooking in Scotland Grin

LaMarschallin · 01/02/2020 14:56

@DandyAF

I’m amused that although my cooking on a hob Q/gaslighting comment bombed as a joke’

I promise I noticed.

But was miffed that you got in with it before me 🙂

DandyAF · 01/02/2020 15:26

Grin LaM

TheMustressMhor · 01/02/2020 15:37

I did notice that joke DandyAF.

We do seem to have got side-tracked into gas - v - electric cookers, though.

And that is another square on the bingo card.

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TheMustressMhor · 01/02/2020 15:39

Do you know what surprises me? The number of people who think that Mr. Mhor is being VVVVVVVU for not cooking my egg as I like it.

Admittedly it isn't many people who think this, but a significant sub-section of responders are suitably outraged on my behalf.

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yolofish · 01/02/2020 16:38

Bloody hell, I spend the day going to sainsbos, walking the dog and pulling out millions of brambles only to find that mustress is about to be deleted!!

(well I'm not actually sure, but a bit of drama never goes amiss does it?)

TheMustressMhor · 01/02/2020 17:02

yolofish I sincerely hope that I am not about to be deleted.

That would be very annoying when I am only trying to help the contributors on this thread to win MN BINGO.

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DandyAF · 01/02/2020 17:06

Exactly Mhor, you’re selfless doing it for us.

I’ve just shoehorned in Mischief’s MIL suggestion as I love that one.

I’m disappointed in MN that no-one has mentioned what Delia and Nigel Slater have to say about frying eggs. There’s still time though.

BabySharksMummyShark · 01/02/2020 17:22

Hello everyone! Hope everyone is ok

Not thriving or surviving today. Crappy shift at work, had a go about a customer which they heard. Got told off, rightly so, but now i feel bad they will get a complaint.

Im leaving in a week so i wont suffer any consequences if theres one but i feel bad for them team. Im just fed up of being spoken too like shit and saturdays are always so bad!

Anyways beige dinner tonight ( im a stress/ emotional eater!) and going to read Mustresses egg thread to cheer me up!

BabySharksMummyShark · 01/02/2020 17:28

Dandy your gaslighting joke made me laugh (i know you were talking about it but i only just got it when i saw it in the thread!)

Cindersinblack · 01/02/2020 17:38

No gas cooker aga thingy
Or electric

But I have been busy cooking
I have cheese and mushroom quiche
Pumpkin curry
And the pepper soup is gone
Oh dear to bad shifts at work
Ds is now signed off for a long time so I'm back in mum mode

Goes to read all I've missed

BabySharksMummyShark · 01/02/2020 17:39

Ok that thread cheered me up! Mustress and Dandy you do make me laugh!

TheMustressMhor · 01/02/2020 17:56

Hey Shark - I have just made a completely off the wall remark to you on the fried egg thread.

Am wondering if someone will pick me up on it.

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BabySharksMummyShark · 01/02/2020 18:00

Haha i completely missed that! 🤦‍♀️

BabySharksMummyShark · 01/02/2020 18:04

Uneggucated 😂 that really did make me laugh!

Cindersinblack · 01/02/2020 18:06

I posted on the eggs thread
Dh made me eggs today
Not fried though

BabySharksMummyShark · 01/02/2020 18:08

Were the eggs right for you Cinders?

Cindersinblack · 01/02/2020 18:29

No

But it was the thought that counted after a difficult week

I have no idea why he did not season them
Everything normal varnishes under a salt avalanche

BabySharksMummyShark · 01/02/2020 18:36

Oh dear 🙁 but that is true. I hope next week is better for you

Cindersinblack · 01/02/2020 18:39

Thank you
Well I think ds had had enough of running away

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 01/02/2020 18:48

That's good news Cinders

LaMarschallin · 01/02/2020 19:19

The bingo card is coming on well but I don't think any of us foresaw the idea of MrMhor being imaginary being suggested.

BabySharksMummyShark · 01/02/2020 19:27

Thats good news Cinders

That imaginary husband post was horrible!! Why are people like that?!