Cousin Matthew Returns with the Robbing Butcher

[TheMustressMhor]

A thread intended for menus, cats and idle chit-chat.

Is it wrong that I now see your name as "Mischief"?

So wrong it's right

I have a wood burner but it also keeps the central heating going so is rather hard work
And as it is a range type one you can cook on it

That sounds so romantic @Cindershasoddshoes (imagines cooking custard on wood burner in cold snowy evenings)

@ilovejeffgoldblum I will buy you custard. Better custard than Morrrisons. I will upgrade to Marks and Sparks if you want...(I have no idea if M&S is better or not)

Never before thought about having custard alongside the cake. Never. I found custard goes well with most things, CatherineOfAragorn, I lived on it for about a week after dental surgery recently.

Checking etiquette here before using @name, advise please frightened after overly vocal H&M thread police weighed in

I’m going to have to make custard later
My mum bought me some last time she came to visit

I’m in a custard free country

@CatherineOfAragonsPomegranate all custard is welcome , I will work for custard bring it on! , if someone can make me pink custard I will die and go to heaven! 😋

Michf

My ex FiL was sent some cheese at Christmas.
While the big family gathering was present-opening, a ghastly smell began to waft its way betwixt and between everyone...

The relief on everyone's faces when it turned out just to be the cheese...

It tasted delicious.

That's a real bummer cinders!

Sorry to hear your trials cinders. I agree, start a thread and you'll get loads of the right sort of support.

Is it wrong that I now see your name as "Mischief"?

So wrong it's right

Excellent!

Where is this custard-free country, so that I can avoid it?

DragonPoo It is bad MN etiquette to use @ to target and harangue posters to disagree with them, or to shout them down.

Other than that, knock yourself out.

Harangue posters to disagree with them

Where have I seen that lately?

Ooops i posted then the bus came and then i actually had to work! Its a hard life 😂

Goldie your cakes look amazing! Cake is my favourite food!

I hope everyones afternoon is good, break over now im back to work for another two and a half hours 😭 wish me luck!

Do any of you make custard from scratch?

I can make pink custard if anyone's interested.

I must admit I use the @ as a shortcut to copying and pasting!

At the risk of starting a stampede Aldi will be selling their very excellent electric blankets on Thursday for a mere £17.99. Just putting it out there...

No citizens should live in a country without custard

Yes please! @TheMustressMhor

I don't like custard.

Fucksake fleas how did we get from custard to electric blankets?

Although, why not?

Yes - why not, indeed.

EVERYBODY

Fleas doesn't like custard

Custard is absolutely disgusting

Fresh single pouring cream is the only possible option for crumbles and pies.

And don't get me started on the cop out dessert that is bananas and custard! I'd want to cry when that was the school dinner pudding I'm not exaggerating.

I can't hear you Myimaginarycathasfleas

Speak up! What was that about not liking custard?

Please may I have Mischief's custard then?

Because I like it and also because she told us about cheap electric blankets (I live in a cold house).