This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

[GhostofGeishaPast]

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/401730194746?hash=item5d88fc4d3a%3Ag%3AUUwAAOSwosFUVmhG&LH_ItemCondition=4

and £99 more than it was last Christmas. Grab a bargain!

I am totally convinced that he's just having a laugh

I REALLY REALLY want to go to one of his dinner parties (But if I'm not home by 10pm, call the police).

I really really want to offer £1 so I can give it my best friend. As well as a real gift, we always get a joke gift of the tacky variety. This will knock decades of cheesy tat into oblivion.

Only problem is that this is one gift that can't go to a charity shop before new year without causing the charity massive offence. We'd have to burn it.

This is a repeat of last year's thread about the same piece. That was hilarious, too

It's becoming a MN Christmas tradition!

How has he never been on Come Dine With Me? He is clearly an amazing dinner party host.

68 watching...
I really want to buy it... But not for that price.

I remember this one from last year! Glad to see she is still determined to sell it!

I'm impressed that someone with only rudimentary knowledge of how a keyboard works can have sold nearly 38,000 items with 100% feedback. Speechless

That dinner party would have been more memorable than Pizza Express in Woking!

Stick it in an art exhibition, call it 'the morning after the night before' and it will go for millions.

Damn, I'd have bought it if he'd have shared the recipe for those swee5 eggs. Oh well, back to the drawing board for DHs present.

I want a 'Lemon God Barge' for dessert.

This is a week too late, they surely would have split the Turner Prize five ways.

I would so love to buy this exquisite little number but it would mean upping my house contents insurance.
And not to mention the dilemma of to whom to bequeath it in my Will.

I've spent a very enjoyable 15 minutes reading this thread, love how it's still for sale

Actually this was a zombie thread; the 2019 posts refer to it being for sale in that year and 2018 - but now it's for sale AGAIN

Incredible that nobody's snapped up such a masterpiece; just the 3 years worth of dust ought to be of some scientific interest ...