This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

[GhostofGeishaPast]

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/401730194746?hash=item5d88fc4d3a%3Ag%3AUUwAAOSwosFUVmhG&LH_ItemCondition=4

and £99 more than it was last Christmas. Grab a bargain!

Yabu... It's a thing of beauty. Would fit right in with 'the unmade bed'and other wonders of modern art...

She's been trying to sell that for years 😂

There you go

AND THINK NOW ITS TIME TO LET IT GO
translation - my wife said get that piece f shite out of the house by the end of the week or it goes to the tip.

IT COST MORE THEN THE ASKING PRICE TO BUILD THIS
Did it aye?

Oh, my. Just wow.

The menu!

SWAN HUNTING IS HARD WORK

Anyone else look at 'sellers other items' and feel horribly disappointed?

4 CALLING BIRDS ~ PLASTIC FARMYARD ONES WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE ON MINI PHONES BUT LOOKED TOO MUCH

Oh, thank goodness for that. If they'd gone for the mini phones it would just have ruined it.

I can’t really comment on the creativeness and execution because I’ve got the imagination and skills of a houseplant.

But holy fuck £700!

I’m still convinced this is some sort of bet. Probably from a late night conversation in a pub
with the description being written after one too many whisky chasers

... Any lady looking for a proposal in a MASSIVE way this Christmas...

LORD OF THE RINGS MIDDLE EARTH RINGS EACH WORTH A BIT, SMALLER SIZES AS THEY ARE FOR SHOW NOT WEARING BUT WOULD FIT SLENDER LADY

😂😂😂

I HATE IT WHEN THINGS ARE DESCRIBED ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS IN REALLY LONG SENTENCES THAT GO ON AND ON FOREVER AND WHY DON'T PEOPLE USE PARAGRAPHS I'M FINDING THIS SO TIRING TO READ.

This seller has helpfully put his name and address on his listing if anyone would like to pop round and view this masterpiece in the flesh. He has over 1000 other ebay listings

I think the posters spouse is making them get rid of it and he/she doesn’t really want to, so put it on £700 so nobody will buy it.

Amazing! A most wonderous thing and clearly of the finest craftsmanship. Just shut up and take my money

Op, don’t think you’ve fooled us, we all know this is just a begging thread - you want us to have a whip round & buy it for you don’t you?

It's so shouty. Gave me a sore head.

I lost it at the 'upturned quality street tin'.

Awww, bless him putting in all the time to stick all that crap in some plaster of paris and nobody sees the value of his art.

Kudos for remembering what they had for dinner two years ago.

That is a fuck ton of nasty!

@Ylvamoon

Damn me and my fat fingers! That's me out of the running!!

@wotsittoyou

It was the glass of milk that made it so memorable. A particularly good vintage!

Reading that description has drained me