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This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

168 replies

GhostofGeishaPast · 05/12/2019 21:12

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/401730194746?hash=item5d88fc4d3a%3Ag%3AUUwAAOSwosFUVmhG&LH_ItemCondition=4

and £99 more than it was last Christmas. Grab a bargain!

OP posts:
Elladisenchanted · 05/12/2019 22:02

Yabu... It's a thing of beauty. Would fit right in with 'the unmade bed'and other wonders of modern art... Grin

lifeonaloop · 05/12/2019 22:03

She's been trying to sell that for years 😂

mnahmnah · 05/12/2019 22:05

There you go Grin

This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

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KurriKurri · 05/12/2019 22:06

AND THINK NOW ITS TIME TO LET IT GO
translation - my wife said get that piece f shite out of the house by the end of the week or it goes to the tip.

IT COST MORE THEN THE ASKING PRICE TO BUILD THIS
Did it aye?

LittenKitten · 05/12/2019 22:07

Oh, my. Just wow.

Queenest · 05/12/2019 22:10

The menu! Grin

Queenest · 05/12/2019 22:11

SWAN HUNTING IS HARD WORK

Pigletthedog · 05/12/2019 22:15

Anyone else look at 'sellers other items' and feel horribly disappointed?

Beveren · 05/12/2019 22:15

4 CALLING BIRDS ~ PLASTIC FARMYARD ONES WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE ON MINI PHONES BUT LOOKED TOO MUCH

Oh, thank goodness for that. If they'd gone for the mini phones it would just have ruined it.

Redcrayons · 05/12/2019 22:16

I can’t really comment on the creativeness and execution because I’ve got the imagination and skills of a houseplant.

But holy fuck £700!

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 05/12/2019 22:20

I’m still convinced this is some sort of bet. Probably from a late night conversation in a pub
with the description being written after one too many whisky chasers Xmas Grin

Ylvamoon · 05/12/2019 22:21

... Any lady looking for a proposal in a MASSIVE way this Christmas...

LORD OF THE RINGS MIDDLE EARTH RINGS EACH WORTH A BIT, SMALLER SIZES AS THEY ARE FOR SHOW NOT WEARING BUT WOULD FIT SLENDER LADY

😂😂😂

tectonicplates · 05/12/2019 22:22

I HATE IT WHEN THINGS ARE DESCRIBED ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS IN REALLY LONG SENTENCES THAT GO ON AND ON FOREVER AND WHY DON'T PEOPLE USE PARAGRAPHS I'M FINDING THIS SO TIRING TO READ.

luakabop · 05/12/2019 22:26

This seller has helpfully put his name and address on his listing if anyone would like to pop round and view this masterpiece in the flesh. He has over 1000 other ebay listings

Redcrayons · 05/12/2019 22:27

I think the posters spouse is making them get rid of it and he/she doesn’t really want to, so put it on £700 so nobody will buy it.

DinoMamasaurus · 05/12/2019 22:30

Amazing! A most wonderous thing and clearly of the finest craftsmanship. Just shut up and take my money Xmas Hmm

nancy75 · 05/12/2019 22:30

Op, don’t think you’ve fooled us, we all know this is just a begging thread - you want us to have a whip round & buy it for you don’t you?Xmas Grin

Threeminis · 05/12/2019 22:30

It's so shouty. Gave me a sore head.

CorBlimeyGovenor · 05/12/2019 22:30

I lost it at the 'upturned quality street tin'. Grin

Gingerkittykat · 05/12/2019 22:31

Awww, bless him putting in all the time to stick all that crap in some plaster of paris and nobody sees the value of his art.

wotsittoyou · 05/12/2019 22:34

Kudos for remembering what they had for dinner two years ago.

WoollyMummoth · 05/12/2019 22:34

That is a fuck ton of nasty!

CorBlimeyGovenor · 05/12/2019 22:36

@Ylvamoon

Damn me and my fat fingers! That's me out of the running!!

CorBlimeyGovenor · 05/12/2019 22:38

@wotsittoyou

It was the glass of milk that made it so memorable. A particularly good vintage!

Shallow07 · 05/12/2019 22:39

Reading that description has drained me

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