This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/401730194746?hash=item5d88fc4d3a%3Ag%3AUUwAAOSwosFUVmhG&LH_ItemCondition=4

and £99 more than it was last Christmas. Grab a bargain!

Not to the point but FARMER'S WIFES, shouldn't they have a name or just be farmers surely??

If innkeeper's wife is offensive, MN needs to educate this seller .

I bet he liked those Polish milkmaids in Eurovision though

Not to the point but FARMER'S WIFES
Yeah, it’s WIVES, surely? I was irrationally frit, after clicking on that link, that I would have some kind of involuntary movement that would result in me bidding on or buying it accidentally.

I daren't even dream of the centrepiece he could conjure up for a Eurovision party.

Do you think he takes commissions? I could probably cobble together the funds by May...

@Judashascomeintosomemoney uuh much too late for me, one hour ahead of you, only excuse for not getting it right .

Damn you all! I have just wasted an hour looking for the components of the seller's steampunk time machine, and I have an early start tomorrow so shoukd be asleep.
But wow. People were open mouthed. That I can very well believe.

I feel like I’m in some strange Groundhog Day. This comes up for sale every Christmas. Same jokes are made.

Am I the only one who remembers?

Oh my god is there a parallel universe?

I so want to know what happened on chili night - (blurb from the steam punk link)

Am I the only one imagining that dinner party? A 3-bird roast served with onion rings and a glass of milk........

Latest in school fundraising, sell the reception children's creations?

Don't forget the after dinner entertainment www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TSR-AD-D-PLANESCAPE-PLANES-OF-CONFLICT-2615-COMPLETE-BOXED-DUNGEON-DRAGON/382828589168?hash=item59225cb070:g:giYAAOSwviBcRyWr

Did she clear her kid's toy box out for the decorations?

I can't possibly contemplate buying this until I'm informed upon which order the quality street were consumed from the tin...I mean it's the very foundation of the piece, it should be given far more credit!

I have no words....but has certainly made me laugh when not feeling well ...shall we all offer 20p and make a comment

"FULL FAT OF COURSE WELL ITS CHRISTMAS"

@titsinabsentia at that price I would still want the quality street lol

Reading that description gave me a headache.

He's also got a time machine for sale. Apparently he used it at a dinner party to take the guests back to Iraq in 1999. Because if you had a time machine that's the first place you'd pick, obviously.

Kirstie needs to get him on next year then we can all learn how to recreate it

Unless I've imagined it, I'm sure this was for sale last year too; in fact I'm pretty certain it was featured on here, which is why I just checked the date on the thread

If so that's two Christmases where folk have failed to appreciate its magnificence ...

Kirsties handmade Xmas the wildcard episode ....
I can see it now

I have visions of the maker of this ‘centrepiece’ wears elaborate waistcoats for some reason 🤷‍♀️

I have visions of the maker of this ‘centrepiece’ wears elaborate waistcoats for some reason 🤷‍♀️

He says he's into cos play, I'm thinking more "Elf from LOTR"

Am I missing something, but what are the jockeys on rearing horses meant to be?

🤣

This is up for sale every year....and it still hasn’t sold.