This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

[GhostofGeishaPast]

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/401730194746?hash=item5d88fc4d3a%3Ag%3AUUwAAOSwosFUVmhG&LH_ItemCondition=4

and £99 more than it was last Christmas. Grab a bargain!

I think this seller comes across as very eccentric. Almost like my autistic son in some of the creations made.

Has 100% feedback too. Impressive considering the number of sales he/she has.

Oh I saw the thread title and was hoping it would be this one! I love it even more than I did last year.

Urgh I fucking wish I’d been at that dinner party

‘You mean to say this isn’t shop bought’

I LOVE IT! I would absolutely buy it if it was, say, £50..

My only criticism is its lack of glitter - a shitload of glitter would make it into perfection itself..

@Chemenger lords are leaping...duh

I feel so stupid now...

Tbf anyone who can look at it without their brain exploding is doing well

Do you think we should now perhaps all inundate the seller with really strange queries right now??

He/she'll think it's her lucky day at first, then......

Oh my. I wasn't on MN last Christmas but I'm amazed this wonderful masterpiece has been on ebay all this time. I mean, it belongs in the Louvre.

But they're not even lords on those horses, puds11, just jockeys - you'd have thought he'd give them a bit of a cloak or a coronet or something

And the huge, plaster of paris base ... won't that be getting really dusty by now??

@Puzzle I think the rationale was that the horses were leaping off the cake

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STEAMPUNK-JACOBS-LADDER-WORKING-SPARK-ARC-MAD-SCIENTIST-LABORATORY-HALLOWEEN-/381920414609?nav=SEARCH

Not as festive but still amazing! From the description:
Between courses I time travelled the party to various time zones / dimensions, including Hell, Bio shock (1964) , Iraq (1999) , and 50 years into the future ~ each time I went out for a loook around, and they met Hell boy, a Big Daddy, Saddam Hussain, and I dressed up as my son in 50 years time !!!!

No wonder it hasn't sold. It's a Christmas tree. It should be a pear tree.

looks like a 3 years old has tipped his toybox on it

That is fucking awful. It needs to be taken out to the back garden, have copious amounts of petrol poured over it and set on fire. I understand that's not good for the environment but this is shit.
Sorry Gretta twatsyourface

Oh bugger, I mean gretta whatsyourface...really am sorry for that!

You know how the Royal Family buy each other tacky, gaff gifts ? - this is PERFECT for Queenie

Meghan take note...

I saw this last year too, and the MN thread. I do actually feel sorry for the guy; it's unfathomable that anyone could be so deluded as to think anyone would want this crap for a fiver, never mind £700.

Also, I'm a bit worried that this will end up in the DM!

I still think one of you lot should put in a really low offer and see what happens.

I'm disappointed it's only a foot tall. I need this in a 7foot version..

£1 bid going in...

I am always scared when I look at these monstrosities in case I accidentally click the wrong thing & end up buying it.

Why doesn’t the steam punk link work for me... I need to see!
Also like that there are clearly 62 MNers now watching it the 12 day’s.

Me too Lordamighty