This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/401730194746?hash=item5d88fc4d3a%3Ag%3AUUwAAOSwosFUVmhG&LH_ItemCondition=4

and £99 more than it was last Christmas. Grab a bargain!

I'm inspired. I think I need to make my own. I don't know why I haven't done it before. Though I do feel this one is a tad understated. This guy obviously has great taste, but come on, if you can't let your hair down at Christmas, when can you? I'm going to add a bit of glitz to mine.

It needs glitter

It needs to revolve.

I knew it would be this horrible polyfiller mountain before I clicked on the thread!

Queenest - Cheapens it a little imho

how much would it make their christmas if we all chipped in and bought it though. imagine waking up and seeing that beast had sold and you were £700 richer.

The only people at that dinner party were sex dolls and/or mummified family members.

In rocking chairs

Heavy stimulant user?

My favourite bit:
THE WHOLE THING STANDS OVER A FOOT TALL AND ITS BASED ON AN UPTURNED QUALITY STREET CHOC TIN,

hahaha !!

DO YOU THINK THEIR (there) DINNER PARTY WAS A SUCCESS?

Amibeingnaive
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its multifunctional, you can hide treats under it!

Omg!!! She/ they have posted the meal they served!!

HERES THE MENU I SERVED WITH THIS MASSIVE DETAILED CENTERPIECE DISPLAY; STARTER PARTRIDGE NEXT FEW COURSES CAME TOGETHER, 3 AND 4 BIRD ROASTS TO REPRESENT THE VARIOUS BIRDS ON . (NY MY TRUE LOVE) SERVED WITH ROASTED SPUDS, POTATIES AND SEASONAL XMAS DINNER VEGGIES 5 GOLD (GOLDEN) ONION RINGS WELL A BREAK FOR THE RICH FOOD GEESE A LAYING WAS REPRESENTED BY MY SPECIALITY SWEET EGGS, SORRY SECRET RECIPE, BUT SURE YOU CAN IMPROVISE SWANS , WERE MERANGE SWANS WITH RICE PAPER WINGS AND ICING SUGAR BILLS WITH FOOD COLOURING MAIDS A MILKING WAS A GLASS OF MILK, TO WASH THE REST DOWN AND MAKE WAY FOR THE LAST LOAD, FULL FAT OF COURSE, WELL ITS XMAS. LADIES DANCING WAS A CHALLANGE, A CHOCOLATE LOLLIPOP LADY (MOLDS AVAIABLE FORM EBAY) WITH THE STICK STUCK IN HALF A POMEGRANITE TO LOOK , HER SKIRT LORDS A LEAPING WAS TOASTED BREAD, SHAPED , FROGS, WITH GENTLEMANS RELISH ~ IF YOUVE NEVER TRIED IT GIVE YOURSELF A TREAT. BRANDY SNAPS FOR PIPERS PIPING AND FINALLY EACH DINNER GUEST HAD A MINI XMAS PUDDING SHAPED LIE A DRUM WITH CHOCOLATE DRUM STICKS FOR DRUMMERS DRUMMING, SO THERE IT IS, MY PARTY, THE MENU NAD FOR SALE THE CENTRE PIECE

So mummified momma is a'rocking in her chair while the stunning centre piece revolves atop a lazy susan powered by an old Dansette record player playing Elvis It'll be lonely this Christmas without you to hold and a fabulous light display of a string of battery-powered Wal-Mart fairy lights is switched on.

It's what Christmas is all about, really.

I imagine he used it as a sort of cloche for the big finish, where he lifted it to reveal... a dead partridge and a pear.

Or his collection of human teeth.

@AutumnCrow oh my god I'm dying.. 'it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose..'

@Amibeingnaive I've not laughed for such a long time now im trying not wake DH up

Green scrotums .

So OP have you bought it yet?

I remember this from last year!

To be honest, I've got a collection of human teeth.

“my speciality sweet eggs” an unwrapped Cadbury crime egg sitting on twiglets perhaps? Alas, we’ll never know. ‘Tis a secret

LORDS A LEAPING WAS TOASTED BREAD, SHAPED , FROGS, WITH GENTLEMANS RELISH

Poor frogs. This is just a roll call of casualties now. Like House of Wax, except he prefers to TRULEY EMBED his victims in plaster of paris.

I vote it’s polyfiller

AGAIN BRITAINS (i THINK) FARMERS WIVES/ MILK MAIDS SOME WITH YOKES

I should jolly well hope so too. We don't want any of those foreign plastic farmers wives/milk maids some with yokes coming over here and ruining our festive tableau.