Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

Facebook Marketplace is oversaturated with these fucking plates!

I don't think the people who made those plates have ever seen a carrot. Butt plug for Rudolph maybe?

Butt plug for Rudolph maybe?

oh god that really got me. I had to take another look. Chantenay carrots maybe?

Those Christmas cards @BeingATwatItsABingThing posted - it's either an adult who is a very bad artist, or someone who has got a child sweatshop going to produce them.

Ooooo I live for these threads!!

A selection of the finest finds on my marketplace...

Sexy lingerie? to live out that sexy Santa/Mrs Clause fantasy, your’s for only £18.

A “Loo Lady” —terrifyingly horrific, who even uses these? A meagre £8.

& the piste de resistance, a Christmas corner unit. Because why the fuck bother with a tree when you can have Ikea shelf filled with tat. £75

I really fail to grasp the need for boxes and plates for Christmas Eve?!? Just why?

Ooh thanks for the reminder. Need to get my offerings uploaded to the local marketplace. Will wait and see if they appear on this post 😂

I like those knitted Ferrero Rochet covers

I may of actually bought some

@Septemberissue £75 good lord these people are raving lunatics!

@PurpleFrames those Unicorn gnomes are terrifying. I find the extraordinarily unsettling

my dds saw me looking at this thread.

they spotted the pom pom sprouts, and now we are all set for sprout making in front of the fire this weekend!

Butt plug for Rudolph maybe?

🧐

You are such a bad bunny womble

I know, Rufus Come and see us, some of us have met and murdered for realz.

Oh, I'm disappointed, no murdererdering after all

Yes, they're toilet rolls. 'A crazy and funny gift' apparently!

Christmas tree topper

@BearSoFair is that stitched on??????

I’ve been looking for a thread like this!

I wonder if “Feebie” is supposed to be Phoebe...

@Gardai

am in stitches!!

@wetpants I wouldn't count on it... I am aware of children in our area named Klo-ee, Blayze and Penellowpee.

@soupforbrains I totally agree!!

More creepy elf bargains....

£15 balloons 🎈
Or for just £45 have a visit from the awful being itself

Santa with ball/cyst

Now for festive...pegs

And a scrumptious desert for those with strong constitutions and a daring nature.

Slim pickings on market place near me but I did find these 'treasures'. I mean who doesn't want their gifts in stacked LFC boxes? Or a robin and some lights shoved under a glass dome? Or whatever that green light thing is meant to be...

I must say though, I do quite like the pompom sprouts and the pompom trees...