Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

My offering

Local gems...

...and some more...

Honestly! If you’re going to write on something you are selling, you’d better have the best damn handwriting ever!

Here's my offering today. £5 for a bottle with some stickers and lights. Whilst it's not as shit as some of the others on here, it made me laugh they couldn't even be bothered to move it to a clear area the cooker so you can see it properly!

Whoops too early, forgot the photo

Auntyelle said it further up, it’s misplaced effort at its finest. All fluff and no style or substance.

The Works, Hobbycraft, The Range and Poundland have a lot to answer for!

Urgh. Someone I know has started making those tacky decorated bottles and jars, not even with lights. I'm afraid to go on Facebook these days because she wants me to "like" them and I'm just embarrassed for her.

I notice other people saying how lovely they are but I do wonder if they are just being polite and are privately rolling their eyes.

There’s something very sinister about this...

Oh- £20! And they do a blue one for boys

That elf gives me the creeps

The only way these cards are cute is when they’ve been made by a child you know...

I don’t understand this picture.

Today's findings,
wreath £4,
Kit Kat in a bag £1
Nativity scene £3

Those door bow things: how does the postman deliver the letters? Does it interfere with the door's seal and let rain come in? I've seen them irl and they seem to get very tatty very quickly!

Hehe this is great. I’ve found two polar bears stoned and passed out on a Christmas cake, a bandana wearing snowman and a bed slat Christmas tree 😳

How about a gothic brothel look to your front door ?

This will look very festive on the fireplace

FFS. It's a thing

@AngelOfDeathNix

I like those knitted Ferrero Rochet covers . I think they’re cute.

£15 for a Barvie washing up bowl and a few bits from.poundland.

Light-up bottles anyone?

Shamelessly place marking!

A delightful unicorn gnome set... just £11!

A glass with 3 Ferrero Rocher in... just £8!

A letter to your mam on a plate... just £5!

So many to choose from 😂