Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

I bring you feather angels, pom poms with bows and Eric the penguin. A bargain at £1 each.

I finally have one! There's also a Lego figure one

Most of these look like they might be fun to make with your DC. You'd put them on the tree because your child made them, but to expect other people to buy them?

I'm quite unreasonably excited to have one! It was followed by the comment of a relative someone asking for more info.

I liked the stoned polar bears.

Nothing says the birth of Jesus like this monstrosity.

Pssst - wanna buy a smashed mirror? A bargain at £50...

£5 they want for this 'special glass' (in their words)

How delightfully christmassy of them

I have more.
Bauble with scary face containing dog biscuits.
Massive elf balloons with tiny elf trapped inside.
Merry Grinchmas box.

I hate Hinching and the craze of glittering random shit. Here's both at the same time 😖

And rose hold writing too. So tasteful 😁

GOLD

Does the glitter falling off give you more hinching to do?

Glittery Zephora!! OMG

*Zoflora

I made these last year, they have Xmas lights through them. I don't sell them but did make some for two friends who liked them..... please tell me are they really naff? I'll not put them up if they are, maybe everyone was just being kind (we go to Disneyworld every year for the last 34 years so that's the connection)

BluebellsareBlue

They are to my taste but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make them for yourself or friends who want them.

*aren’t

My input from schpock

I know it's not Christmas but she does "ones to suit any occasion" I bring to you a cake

Can someone just confirm that cake does say "happy birthe day" I have zoomed in to the picture but it goes all fuzzy and I can't find my glasses

Trump christmas decorations anyone?

It does say ‘Birthe Day’ 😂😂😂

Not Christmassy unless you think this revolting thing would make a lovely gift.

My favourite so far - apparently the lights all work but you might want to take them off. Leaving you with a beautiful few pieces of wood nailed to another one.