Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

@QueenArseClangers I have tears streaming down my face !

Happy birthe day!!!

Sweet shit that’s hilarious!!!

Behold! About £1.50 worth of Celebrations, stuck onto a 20p bit of tinsel. The other £6.30 is for the hours of toil that clearly went into it. Are you meant to eat the sweets, and then be left with a 20p bit of tinsel with some empty sweet wrappers stuck to it? Or are they ornamental sweets? I mean, it's not even nice to look at. That's not what sweets are for.

Who buys this shit????

Regarding the Zoflora on the previous page, we have a local lady here who also glitters and sells them. And makes Mrs Hinch rip off spray bottles too. I really do not understand who wants that shir and wants to pay for it.

My offering for today, wine glass candle holders. Well classy x

I think those are sweet Bluebells. It shouldn't matter what I think though - if you like them, have them. I dont think anyone here is ill mannered enough to criticise how people decorate their own homes, we just criticise the hilariously bad things for sale!

Come and plaaaay with uuusss...

Alexa that doll is monstrous

They will haunt my nightmares...

Who doesn’t want a gold Spongebob?

Alexa that doll is monstrous

Isn’t it just? It’s labelled as a reborn preemie. Why anyone would want it is completely beyond my understanding.

Now you can have a penis decoration for your tree, to join the Trump decs.

2 dicks on your tree 😂😂

Linen Christmas tree family

@MamaWeGotThis they look like parsnips

They look like KKK outfits!

I found a good one....

There's 2 pics and you have to scroll in to appreciate what a masterpiece they are

Off schpock !

Found this in a local shop

I love a good reef at Christmas!

If in doubt, add glitter and really cheap sweets

Holy shit! That’s a lot of glitter.

Not sure it really qualifies but how about some free 'none' for Christmas?

These tinsel monstrosities are £5 a pop or £7.50 with lights...

That foot omg