Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

Alexa I thought that was a real baby!

Handmade Christmas trees.

That second one? Yup. Polystyrene packing chips.

Finally found some glittery shit for sale on my local Facebook!

@Gingernaut I'm intrigued to know how much they want for them

@HipHipHippo Is the manky cup for sale too?

Very imaginative hamper design

Wanna Christmas Reef
Loving these finds of yours!

@TheTruthAboutLove

Free, apparently

Well isn’t this just what your Christmas dreams are made of?

Who knew Bob Marley’s one love was actually an empty gin bottle?

Aren't they them things that you shower with?

A sleigh?...

I actually htink that sleigh is quite a cute idea, if I had kids coming round and wanted to give them some sweets, it is quite a cute way of doing it. - like as party favours or something. (apart from the fact that I don't understand the attraction of candy canes, does anyone actually eat them?)

But I wouldn't be buying them from anyone!

I don't understand the attraction of candy canes, does anyone actually eat them?

When I was a teen, and my alcoholic drink of choice was rum and diet coke, I used to put a candy cane in my glass, for extra, Christmassy flavour. < not envy.

No words.

There was a YouTuber doing those paintbrush abominations recently. They were shite, too.

The snowmen 😂
Can’t work out if I’m seeing a glitterised rubber duck..

Queef that snowman😂 Looks suspiciously like a split pin sticking out of its face, and possibly an old shoelace for a scarf. Classy.
I have more offerings. Drink out of a bauble anyone? Light up snowman head made from a glass?

Do they steal your soul if you look in their eyes?

Chocolates and chewing gum stuck onto an A4 paper

Those snowmen... 🤣

Loving this thread!! Alas, i have no offerings, but the quest continues!

Scary snowmen, those, Queef
Puts me in mind of that scary Easter bonnet that time.Something to do with the gappy teeth. Can't trust a snowman with gappy teeth...

Klassy Pebble art - is it just me or does that top stone resemble a wee shite ?

Ah bless