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Do you have problems? Would you like a solution?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 15:48

Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/04/2019 21:26

SISTER - now you're in the shade

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ProjectGainsborough · 21/04/2019 21:28

HUSBAND - silent at last

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/04/2019 21:29

MOTHER - we buried you alive

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/04/2019 21:30

BEST FRIEND - you said you'd always be right beside me! All about you again.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/04/2019 21:31

"DAD" - the test results came back

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ProjectGainsborough · 21/04/2019 21:43

‘I wanted to be cremated’

thislido · 21/04/2019 21:57

TAKEN BEFORE HIS TIME, BUT SAVED ME RE-LAYING THE PATIO

Gingernaut · 21/04/2019 22:24

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thislido · 21/04/2019 22:45

I hope we weren’t being spammed by gravediggers.

thislido · 21/04/2019 22:46

NOW THE REST OF US CAN REST IN PEACE

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/04/2019 23:13

Was it spam though? I wish I could one day see a post deemed too offensive for this thread. The mind boggles.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/04/2019 23:16

I've just realised why God decided to put warts and facial hair on older women. It's to give young women a chance to shine.

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thislido · 21/04/2019 23:24

That’s why I assumed it must be spam!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/04/2019 23:27

Zakky, what would we have to do? We've threatened everyone and mocked everything that anyone could possibly hold dear.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/04/2019 23:29

I hope Project hasn't been absent because she's Emma Thompson.

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Gingernaut · 22/04/2019 00:12

Sorry. Nope. Not spam. 😳

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/04/2019 00:41

How strange what did you say?

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M3lon · 22/04/2019 00:42

crickey.

nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 00:43

Grandad

A husband, brother, father
Lest we forget.

nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 00:45

ginger

What did you Saar did you just post:

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nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 00:45

Saar = say or

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nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 00:47

Tee hee

M3lon · 22/04/2019 00:47

nope because it comes up in a grey background if its really deleted...