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Hello noway I am brand new. I like thighlanders - it's an additional options to Thisters. Sorry to hear the missing tea towel is no closer to being solved. But do you know where the missing fruit bowl is.

Love a breaky down car pooter so much more exciting that a reliable vehicle.

noway tea towels should be fitted with tracking devices! Have you searched under your patio?

Getting I think a muu muu would suit me down to the ground - I was, after all, once compared to Demis Roussos.

Oh Caroline I too had a Morris minor traveller! In a fetching shade of baby shit yellow. The day that I knocked the paper boy off his bike (he was fine and his mum only hit me once) was the day I stopped driving it.

summer I let Fuckboy drive the breaky ones now because he likes the challenge!

Caroline I haven't checked under the patio. Probably because I don't have one. I could check under the neighbours' patio?

Summet so sorry - I missed your post. What is a fruit bowl?

Noway shhhhh... The bodies are under the neighbour's patio. We agreed never to speak of it!!

Perfect Thighland answer Noway. What is a fruit bowl?

This is what happens when we bring fruit and fruit related matters into Thighland. The whole place goes to shit

Noway I well remember complaing that the brakes weren't too good, and Fuckboy not really believing they were as bad as I said. The classic words "Let ME drive it" followed by "OK, brace yourself" followed by "Oh" as we sailed onwards! Mine was green to match the moss growing on the wood.

Allow me to redress the balance Getting by mentioning gin. More specifically - I've run out. Now what?

getting a patio without a body is like a rose with no scent!

Caroline we are kindred spirits! I remember clearly the night my friend Stephanie insisted on driving my traveller, against all advice from me, down a very steep and torturous hill. Did yours have squelchy footwells?

Pooter we don't want the scents. It makes Hellen's lot suspicious.

No gin, Noway? Do you happen to have any furniture polish left over from your "cleaning" days?

Im going to get this thread deleted. You are breaking all the mums net rules

noway it had rising, falling and condensing damp, the footwells did seem to collect water! We eventually moved on to a 2cv, which was flimsy but fun.

Mums net is a place for mother's to be supported

At the risk of repeating myself Getting - what is cleaning? I have had decorators in lately - perhaps that stuff they clean their brushes with could be a gin substitute?

pineapple sod off with your poncy "rules"

I don’t recall the missing fruit bowl story. I’m a sporadic listener.

Pineapple! Welcome back! Have you decided to share your problems with us. What mum support do you need?

pineapple we all had a mum so we all count. HTH

Ive done name searches on you and im looking at all your post on different threads so they know what your like

Caroline, we have our rules. No one is told off. We must welcome pineapple. She needs our help.

Pineapple. Nice to have you back. We are supporting mums. We just support the ones who want to piss in slankets, plait their bum hair and put their husbands under patios.