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Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:48

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

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Nowaypast · 06/04/2019 21:20

pineapple this is the most supportive thread I've ever been on :)

Caroline - once I broke down in my traveller at the toll booth on the Severn bridge. I think I was responsible for a ten mile queue back Blush

thislido · 06/04/2019 21:20

That’s quite a commitment, pineapple. You must be very concerned.

Nowaypast · 06/04/2019 21:22

Oh Getting :(. Now you've made me feel excluded - I no longer have a dh. I've been trying to source a fuckboy but no luck so far ...

pineapplecore · 06/04/2019 21:22

None of this is funny it is stupid and doesnt make sense at all

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 21:23

Huh, OK lido I will be good for your sake.

Hello dear pineapple can we help you? Let me invite you into my home and bring you tea and cake.

thislido · 06/04/2019 21:24

Spot on, pineapple. None of it makes sense and it’s seriously unfunny.

Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 21:24

It's the work of Pineapple, Noway. She's tricked me into excluding you!! We must resist....

pineapplecore · 06/04/2019 21:24

It is

thislido · 06/04/2019 21:26

noway I no longer have a husband either. And I’ve neglected to have children.

thislido · 06/04/2019 21:27

You should hang around, pineapple, and try to inject more humour and sense. I’m sure we’d all appreciate that.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 21:27

Struggling to engage with you here pineapple the non sequiturs make me confused

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thislido · 06/04/2019 21:29

Is it wedding cake, Caroline, as part of our celebration of ‘husbands’? I never eat any other kind myself.

Nowaypast · 06/04/2019 21:30

thislido you can have mine :)

SummerHouse · 06/04/2019 21:30

Hi pineapple I am new this week. Are you with AC12? Let me wrap you in a slanket and offer you some snax. This thread is mega supportive if you embrace it. Why not give it a chance?

thislido · 06/04/2019 21:31

I wonder what Freud had to say about logical sensible humour.

thislido · 06/04/2019 21:31

Are you offering me a child, noway? That’s kind, but not after all this cake.

Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 21:33

This Freud would say that logical, sensible humour secretly wanted to shag its own mother

Nowaypast · 06/04/2019 21:33

I'm going offering your four children this. One of them is quite nice ...

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 21:33

noway there's never a Fuckboy around when you need one! But it always helps to have a checklist in case one turns up. Nowadays top of my list is 1) must do own ironing, 2) must make the tea in the morning because I am like a zombie, 3) must provide a working family car.

Nowaypast · 06/04/2019 21:34

Cake? Someone has cake? I have no gin, no cake, no fuckboy. I am bereft.

Gettingnowhere · 06/04/2019 21:36

Noway did any of the decorators happen to leave themselves behind along with the brush cleany stuff?

thislido · 06/04/2019 21:38

Four of them you say, noway. Do they work as a team?

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 21:39

noway there is cake a plenty, help yourself! Pineapple has had her chance.

thislido · 06/04/2019 21:39

Also why aren’t they baking you cakes?

Nowaypast · 06/04/2019 21:40

No Getting, sadly. I think one of them was tempted to stay but then I discovered he'd stuffed the remainder of his lunch (a gregg's sausage roll I think) down the side of the armchair in the sitting room. Things went a bit awry after that.