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Dangly my thister, surely an affair with a punter is just working for free?

Getting I don’t know if emus are poultry, but maybe you are an emu?

"Ah, how different from the home life of our own dear Queen!"

This I am a small but humble elf and not clever like a scientist. But I like to think that even I am not stupid enough to be an emu that eats Thighland yen. A turkey will do nicely, gobble gobble

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Really, Pooter. You disgust me! What would Her Majesty say?

oxygen I’m open to shipments of festive chocolate shit. Easter is coming up.

Dangly! You filthy shitting whore! Oh I've missed you, i don't mind that you are slagging it up with a punter. When you are bored of him we'll kill him - double bubble!

Look at this, they're actually grouping themselves together now for us to kill.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Thigh never got a degree in links... She's still doing screenshot 101

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3552160-Why-does-nobody-on-Mumsnet-ever-have-one-degree

Watch out Thigh both your brides could be on there

Getting certainly Naked should she, but would she. Shall we check, I'd go off her a bit i fear. Shall we infiltrate boasting about loads of degrees?

Getting screenshots are v cool, I'll teach you someday. Don't be too shy to ask.

Being Australian, I'm not sure I'm cut out for it. I don't know how all your firsts and seconds work. I can't even find Oxbridge on map. I just got a Credit from the Bush University of Wobbleedong. They'd call me out immediately

Fuck it, I just infiltrated. Your turn Thigh

Going in.

Back, how can they be clever and not funny at the same time? Possibly (smug) and clever?

I liked the Hostage badge bit.

I think they are mostly fake. Someone there with a 1:1. That's not a thing is it??? But then what do I know with my degree in media production. I was a a bit of a twat at that age.

Hi Summer on the other thread

All other threads are boing now I have found Thighland. Unless the Thisters are referencing them obvs.

Getting you should have posted that you couldn’t find Oxbridge on a map. I would have been amused by the explanations that followed.

You post it This. Double dare you!!

Oh do! Such fun!