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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
DeadWife · 24/03/2019 11:30

Exponentially despite the

Timeforcuppa · 24/03/2019 11:31

earthquake. I said

OP posts:
DeadWife · 24/03/2019 11:37

Well now. But

bagpiss · 24/03/2019 12:03

What about dinner?

WeaselKingHenry · 24/03/2019 13:03

And they said

DeadWife · 24/03/2019 13:09

What the devil

nunnun · 24/03/2019 13:13

has Maureen got

DeadWife · 24/03/2019 13:15

Tattooed on her

Timeforcuppa · 24/03/2019 13:37

Showing a tiger

OP posts:
BangGoesThatTheory · 24/03/2019 13:39

with huge claws

WeaselKingHenry · 24/03/2019 14:07

Grasping a teddybear

Timeforcuppa · 24/03/2019 14:11

with a heart

OP posts:
Snoozysnoozy · 24/03/2019 14:17

Still beating until

brizzlemint · 24/03/2019 14:21

..time for tea.

Timeforcuppa · 24/03/2019 14:37

I''ll have Tetley

OP posts:
moonwalks · 24/03/2019 14:50

I am new here , who will tell me something

Timeforcuppa · 24/03/2019 16:29

Wrong thread @moonwalks

OP posts:
HeronLanyon · 24/03/2019 16:34

But not derailing

bagpiss · 24/03/2019 16:54

She gasped incredulously

WeaselKingHenry · 24/03/2019 17:01

It was hot

Widdendream77 · 24/03/2019 17:01

Bosoms heaving as

TheoriginalLEM · 24/03/2019 17:02

She lumbered along

FizzySci · 24/03/2019 17:05

with elephant-like grace

SAK1976 · 24/03/2019 17:08

Singing a song

Nogodsnomasters · 24/03/2019 17:11

Like a toucan