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Original poster

Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
HeronLanyon · 25/03/2019 17:35

‘My deal, fools’

LeesPostersAreInFrames · 25/03/2019 17:37

She cried as

DeadWife · 25/03/2019 17:39

The European Union

HeronLanyon · 25/03/2019 17:40

Collectively sighed again

WeaselKingHenry · 25/03/2019 18:00

And secretly plotted

Fannybaws52 · 25/03/2019 18:01

to eat Harry

sebashocked · 25/03/2019 18:04

With Branston Pickle

DeadWife · 25/03/2019 18:04

An underground rave

DeadWife · 25/03/2019 18:13

That was sent after Weasel but:

In neon pants.

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 25/03/2019 18:56

Meanwhile, I decided

OP posts:
TripleSeptic · 25/03/2019 19:01

I'd had enough

TheoriginalLEM · 25/03/2019 19:07

I wanted out!

Widdendream77 · 25/03/2019 19:09

Of condiments and

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 25/03/2019 19:14

cheap thrills, I

OP posts:
Widdendream77 · 25/03/2019 19:38

Would live in

TripleSeptic · 25/03/2019 19:47

Peace and quiet

shiningstar2 · 25/03/2019 19:54

away from him

HeronLanyon · 25/03/2019 19:55

In isolation. But

PosterPostingPosterishly · 25/03/2019 19:56

He followed me

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 25/03/2019 20:07

and stalked me

OP posts:
WeaselKingHenry · 25/03/2019 20:30

So I kicked

Justonemorepancake · 25/03/2019 20:31

the welly over

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 25/03/2019 21:19

and plodded on.

OP posts:
kingfisherblue33 · 25/03/2019 21:22

Then I heard

Widdendream77 · 25/03/2019 21:29

An alarming crescendo