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Original poster

Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
Sunonthepatio · 23/03/2019 23:26

Said that thing.

WeaselKingHenry · 23/03/2019 23:45

That melts me

sparklyDMs · 23/03/2019 23:49

Like a lolly

ConstanceAggyboobs · 24/03/2019 00:02

in the sun.

Widdendream77 · 24/03/2019 07:40

It was going

nunnun · 24/03/2019 07:51

very well until

TheoriginalLEM · 24/03/2019 08:31

He couldn't perform

bagpiss · 24/03/2019 08:38

So i left

Nogodsnomasters · 24/03/2019 08:39

To go home

eightyeightmilesperhour · 24/03/2019 09:09

And eat chocolate

TheoriginalLEM · 24/03/2019 09:33

And drink gin

WeaselKingHenry · 24/03/2019 09:36

And search again

TheoriginalLEM · 24/03/2019 09:47

For the one

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 24/03/2019 10:40

I found him

OP posts:
iklboo · 24/03/2019 10:47

Under the stairs

TheoriginalLEM · 24/03/2019 10:48

Doing the dishes

LeesPostersAreInFrames · 24/03/2019 10:49

Wait, what's that?

Justkeeprollingalong · 24/03/2019 10:52

A keeper then

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 24/03/2019 11:06

until I realised

OP posts:
nunnun · 24/03/2019 11:09

he was naked

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 24/03/2019 11:11

and actually female!

OP posts:
Jamhandprints · 24/03/2019 11:13

But in transition.

DeadWife · 24/03/2019 11:17

While I witnessed

Widdendream77 · 24/03/2019 11:26

The stairs crumbling

TheoriginalLEM · 24/03/2019 11:26

His manhood growing