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Original poster

Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
sugarcubed · 23/03/2019 20:45

Then he said

Yayswimming · 23/03/2019 20:46

One more thing

Bluerussian · 23/03/2019 20:50

Met nice man

sugarcubed · 23/03/2019 20:53

Fancy a threesome?

Bloodybridget · 23/03/2019 20:53

who turned out

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 20:59

to be asexual

OP posts:
ShabbyAbby · 23/03/2019 21:09

But strangely deviant

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 21:16

and terribly attractive

OP posts:
Widdendream77 · 23/03/2019 21:18

With large hands

MotherFeeder · 23/03/2019 21:26

And small feet

holidayarmadillo2019 · 23/03/2019 22:09

smelled like cabbage

Devonishome1 · 23/03/2019 22:09

We got married

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 22:12

on the beach

OP posts:
Jessikka · 23/03/2019 22:14

But got crabs

HeronLanyon · 23/03/2019 22:17

Biting my toes

KindleAndCake · 23/03/2019 22:18

and nipping my

Jamhandprints · 23/03/2019 22:20

Bits and bobs.

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 22:24

Anyhow it was

OP posts:
brizzlemint · 23/03/2019 22:27

Better then sharks

AccioWine · 23/03/2019 22:31

Then on honeymoon

ilovepinkgin33 · 23/03/2019 22:32

Off we popped

Dowser · 23/03/2019 22:41

To secluded cove

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 22:51

He touched my

OP posts:
HeronLanyon · 23/03/2019 22:59

Soul when he

catzrulz · 23/03/2019 23:25

Was on nightshift