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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
sawyersfishbiscuits · 25/04/2019 20:23

a sausage buttie

Widdendream77 · 25/04/2019 20:33

On his head

LunarPhase · 25/04/2019 20:39

Wrapped in tights

Timeforcuppa · 25/04/2019 20:41

Feeling like chocolate

OP posts:
sawyersfishbiscuits · 25/04/2019 21:05

covered pretzels 🥨 whilst

FrequentNameChange · 25/04/2019 22:06

Riding side saddle

Mummymummums · 25/04/2019 22:08

Eating chocolate buttons

Overseasmom100 · 25/04/2019 22:23

Until I vomited

HoppityChicken · 25/04/2019 22:56

glitter and diamonds

FrequentNameChange · 25/04/2019 23:12

All over Posh.

ChestOfFields · 26/04/2019 05:55

Then she washed

sawyersfishbiscuits · 26/04/2019 06:15

her hair with

KindleAndCake · 26/04/2019 09:29

a mixture of

LunarPhase · 26/04/2019 11:37

Gloom and despair

Mummymummums · 26/04/2019 13:48

While David went

FrequentNameChange · 26/04/2019 14:50

And hooked up

Timeforcuppa · 26/04/2019 15:45

with blonde Chantelle

OP posts:
sawyersfishbiscuits · 26/04/2019 16:50

from F*cking Ofsted

Widdendream77 · 26/04/2019 16:53

Who liked to

TheRhythmlessMan · 26/04/2019 19:36

use a Spirograph

Bonnynorton2 · 26/04/2019 21:59

While eating poptarts

amatsip · 26/04/2019 22:06

Chantelle wanted vengence

HoppityChicken · 26/04/2019 23:50

and a snood

FookMeFookYou · 27/04/2019 07:00

so she could

sawyersfishbiscuits · 27/04/2019 07:11

eat lunch or