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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
ColdCrumpetsandButter · 15/04/2019 18:47

Tea tree conditioner

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 15/04/2019 19:01

was needed ASAP

sawyersfishbiscuits · 15/04/2019 19:42

Nitty gritty deployed

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 15/04/2019 20:33

the Balaclava Men

BeatrixBelafonte · 15/04/2019 21:00

and fumigation began.

FookMeFookYou · 15/04/2019 21:55

In the meantime

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/04/2019 02:07

Ted Hastings scratched

lonelyplanetmum · 16/04/2019 05:12

his dog, called

TheRhythmlessMan · 16/04/2019 08:45

Heston, who actually

sawyersfishbiscuits · 16/04/2019 09:21

displayed catlike tendencies

DeadWife · 16/04/2019 09:23

by rubbing up

bagpiss · 16/04/2019 11:57

and down on

sawyersfishbiscuits · 16/04/2019 12:52

a huge inflatable

SometimesAlwaysNever · 16/04/2019 16:45

Shaped like banana

Jellyfloodagain · 16/04/2019 17:00

Mans special red

labazsisgoingmad · 16/04/2019 17:20

flag warning signs

Jellyfloodagain · 16/04/2019 17:49

She thought i

KindleAndCake · 16/04/2019 17:58

have no idea

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/04/2019 18:04

what is happening!

sawyersfishbiscuits · 16/04/2019 18:51

And was aghast

Widdendream77 · 16/04/2019 19:20

At the free

KindleAndCake · 16/04/2019 20:25

chocolate eggs they

SometimesAlwaysNever · 16/04/2019 20:32

Were stuffing up

sawyersfishbiscuits · 16/04/2019 21:58

their jumpers. Unsurprisingly

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/04/2019 22:12

Ted was shook