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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
sawyersfishbiscuits · 16/04/2019 22:16

"Why me?" he

sharonwilkinson1965 · 16/04/2019 22:21

Creamed his knickers

KindleAndCake · 17/04/2019 11:11

with the excitement

bagpiss · 17/04/2019 11:23

he'd forgotten about

DeadWife · 17/04/2019 14:21

the fake baby

Timeforcuppa · 17/04/2019 14:25

from Boss Baby

OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 17/04/2019 14:59

Ted was in

Jellyfloodagain · 17/04/2019 15:05

Trouble again, he

SometimesAlwaysNever · 17/04/2019 15:35

Borrowed Posh's little

sawyersfishbiscuits · 17/04/2019 15:52

husband David. Begrudgingly

DeadWife · 17/04/2019 16:08

smearing hair-dye everywhere

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 17/04/2019 16:13

"Now fella", said

holidayarmadillo2019 · 17/04/2019 20:01

Posh "it's time

KindleAndCake · 17/04/2019 20:14

time to get

MsChicken · 17/04/2019 20:18

a llama farm

FookMeFookYou · 17/04/2019 21:35

And a divorce

sawyersfishbiscuits · 17/04/2019 21:46

but first let's

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 17/04/2019 22:17

party like it's

brizzlemint · 17/04/2019 22:24

After 1999 ends

MsChicken · 17/04/2019 23:05

and drink Babycham

Jellyfloodagain · 17/04/2019 23:33

Out of a

sawyersfishbiscuits · 18/04/2019 07:20

Hand-blown glass slipper

Jellyfloodagain · 18/04/2019 07:29

Until the sun

KindleAndCake · 18/04/2019 07:52

comes up again

sawyersfishbiscuits · 18/04/2019 08:01

Meanwhile the Archbishop