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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
sawyersfishbiscuits · 14/04/2019 22:30

slippery when wet

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 15/04/2019 01:07

By the light

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 15/04/2019 01:11

of the silvery

DeadWife · 15/04/2019 05:58

Archbishop's moon they

Widdendream77 · 15/04/2019 08:09

Danced wildly flinging

KindleAndCake · 15/04/2019 10:01

their willies around

Jellyfloodagain · 15/04/2019 10:12

With gay abandon

FookMeFookYou · 15/04/2019 11:00

but then realised

NotQuiteSlimJim · 15/04/2019 11:40

They forgot lunch

sawyersfishbiscuits · 15/04/2019 12:06

so speedily whipped

TheRhythmlessMan · 15/04/2019 14:02

ice cream into

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 15/04/2019 14:04

tuna melt paninis

Thecabbageassasin · 15/04/2019 14:07

Before falling on

chickenalapesh · 15/04/2019 14:13

Really gooey cheese

Jellyfloodagain · 15/04/2019 14:29

For a nap

sawyersfishbiscuits · 15/04/2019 14:29

Aaaacchhoooo! Sneezed the

DeadWife · 15/04/2019 14:39

actress after inhaling

chickenalapesh · 15/04/2019 14:53

A tiny dildo

DeadWife · 15/04/2019 15:12

that became lodged

sawyersfishbiscuits · 15/04/2019 15:22

In her oesophagus

NotQuiteSlimJim · 15/04/2019 18:34

She coughed, spluttered

Jellyfloodagain · 15/04/2019 18:36

And out it

KindleAndCake · 15/04/2019 18:39

can, falling into

KindleAndCake · 15/04/2019 18:40

came, falling into

mrsdopamine · 15/04/2019 18:41

Fucking bastard nits