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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 07/04/2019 10:35

super glue or

OP posts:
CharlyAngelic · 07/04/2019 10:53

Frothy lickspittle , fresh

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 07/04/2019 11:13

from Merkel's mouth.

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LunarPhase · 07/04/2019 16:09

'Arse' sighed Jeremy

iklboo · 07/04/2019 16:14

Time for Wundaweb

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 07/04/2019 16:21

Or duct tape

mumwon · 07/04/2019 16:52

she gave up

Japonicaflower2 · 07/04/2019 16:54

watching the news

CharlyAngelic · 07/04/2019 17:53

Whilst eating bananas

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 07/04/2019 18:14

through a straw

Widdendream77 · 07/04/2019 18:18

All the while

Aimily · 07/04/2019 18:20

Making notes on

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 07/04/2019 18:33

the quiz 'Pointless'

CharlyAngelic · 07/04/2019 18:45

Richard’s spectacles styles

bagpiss · 07/04/2019 20:00

Stirred something within

Widdendream77 · 07/04/2019 20:13

And made her

TheRhythmlessMan · 07/04/2019 21:27

use permanent marker

polarpig · 07/04/2019 21:31

on MI5's windows

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 07/04/2019 22:35

Teresa wrote "Love

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 07/04/2019 22:37

is only temporary"

Angie169 · 07/04/2019 22:57

But hate is

TheRhythmlessMan · 08/04/2019 07:44

doing the can-can

HeronLanyon · 08/04/2019 08:15

, which didn’t really

Glitterban · 08/04/2019 08:21

Work without Boris

DeadWife · 08/04/2019 08:46

Tousling his mane

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