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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
CharlyAngelic · 08/04/2019 09:54

before his haircut

polarpig · 08/04/2019 10:02

done by lawnmower

TheRhythmlessMan · 08/04/2019 10:24

cleaner, acid burning

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 08/04/2019 11:54

his flared nostrils

CharlyAngelic · 08/04/2019 13:16

cooling the air

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 08/04/2019 14:30

for Jeremy Hunt

CharlyAngelic · 08/04/2019 15:37

and c word

NotQuiteSlimJim · 08/04/2019 18:22

Madonna walked in

polarpig · 08/04/2019 18:39

Like a virgin

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 08/04/2019 18:43

brandishing a whisk

NotQuiteSlimJim · 08/04/2019 19:22

And slotted spoon

TheRhythmlessMan · 08/04/2019 19:24

and homemade cheesecake

Widdendream77 · 08/04/2019 19:52

She shouted “you

NotQuiteSlimJim · 08/04/2019 20:55

Lucky Star, why

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 08/04/2019 21:01

are my teeth

ednclouda · 08/04/2019 21:15

mmm fancy a ….?

NotQuiteSlimJim · 08/04/2019 21:25

Cheeky floss and

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 08/04/2019 22:30

a game of

polarpig · 08/04/2019 23:14

thrones I think

DeadWife · 09/04/2019 06:58

Posh reminded Becks

TheRhythmlessMan · 09/04/2019 09:21

of their children

IamTedHastings · 09/04/2019 09:48

Fleming, Arnott, Hastings

CharlyAngelic · 09/04/2019 09:54

and Mary . Like

NotQuiteSlimJim · 09/04/2019 10:10

"How posh, posh!"

CharlyAngelic · 09/04/2019 10:40

They packed their