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Original poster

Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 06/04/2019 16:59

Teresa May because

Onetwistedangel · 06/04/2019 17:02

She needs help

bridgetosomewhere · 06/04/2019 17:21

And new shoes

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 06/04/2019 17:58

Send her to

NotQuiteSlimJim · 06/04/2019 18:34

Negotiate further on

polarpig · 06/04/2019 18:53

Maybe in Brussels?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 06/04/2019 18:57

Or Disneyland perhaps?

chilledteacher · 06/04/2019 19:04

Mickey can help

mumwon · 06/04/2019 19:35

certainly not Trump!

CharlyAngelic · 06/04/2019 20:38

However all hands

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 06/04/2019 20:51

are tied especially

OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 06/04/2019 20:52

Angela Merkel who

Original poster
Timeforcuppa · 06/04/2019 20:55

jumped into bed

OP posts:
CharlyAngelic · 06/04/2019 22:35

With four bodyguards

honeylane · 06/04/2019 23:07

In her bum

TheRhythmlessMan · 06/04/2019 23:08

-massaging chair, having

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 07/04/2019 02:35

Beans on toast

Widdendream77 · 07/04/2019 07:20

While exercising her

CharlyAngelic · 07/04/2019 08:13

Right to paarrrrrttyyy ,

mumwon · 07/04/2019 08:47

what a nightmare

CharlyAngelic · 07/04/2019 08:54

Nothing to wear

bagpiss · 07/04/2019 09:00

Except one small

CharlyAngelic · 07/04/2019 09:38

Flower shaped sequin

Aimily · 07/04/2019 09:40

Which did not

CharlyAngelic · 07/04/2019 09:47

Stay on with