I feel really really mean posting this..

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....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

I can't decide what's worse, the tree, or the fact that he's put 2 French hens and 3 turtle doves in there! Surely if you create a £700 'masterpiece' you check the song lyrics first?!

This has made a shitty day a lot better

Yes.

I think you are really mean OP. The person who made this obviously spent a lot of time and tried really hard to make something creative. I hope they don't see this post.

OP is not being mean. This guy us trying to completely rip some poor auld sod off with this yoke.

SO he used it last year and its time to let it go but its made from things like bits of old toast?- surely it must be going mouldy/ smelling manky etc?? YES he should let it go- TO THE TIP! Honestly I know some people manage to sell some weird shit on ebay but this is hilarious.Thanks for sharing OP. I forgive you for mentioning the c word and shopping for it now

The person who made this is trying to sell it for £700 fucking quid. He deserves no sympathy.

The toast was part of his Christmas menu! (Not included) (though he has included it)

This is a splendid find that has lightened my day!

ITS A HUGE TALKING POINT AND WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR MANY XMASES TO COME AND WILL INDEED LAST FOR MANY USES/ XMASES TOO
🤣🤣🤣

Someone needs to recreate this party. It sounds like one of those experiences you take to your grave - eating your toast frog with gentleman's relish while the fiberoptics play over the plastic swans; that is what Christmas is all about.

A big thank you to whoever mentioned the payment "instalments" ... it helped me to remember the atrocity this reminded me of (and what might actually have ... errr ... inspired him)

www.bradford.co.uk/kinkadetraintree.html?tid=345861&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8O7JsJjc3QIVSrXtCh2oug6wEAQYAiABEgL6EvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Hilarious 🤣

It's all very well being the highlight of Christmas but where on earth could one store such a delight until the big day without being at risk of someone stumbling across it's magnificence prematurely and ruining it? Would it last in the back of the airing cupboard etc?
Based on that I'm going to have to pass this time.

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Amazing! On another listing...
"previous party themes if you're interested...
Chili night (before it all went a bit mad)" 😂😂😂😂

I so want to email them to see a picture of the assembled time machine

"Dining room dressed as a tomb." Quite an imagination there. I wonder what his food looks like?

I'm sharing the 12 days of Christmas with DP but won't tell him, will just wait for the reaction.

82 watchers now 😂

I'm more interested in the "beard baubles" advertised above.
Just what every festive hipster needs

doorbells that is brilliant, I could really eat a Lemon God Barge right now...

Check out his steam punk lavalamp listing
Several people I showed it to just stood opened mouthed

Holy hell DemToes
WTAF???

Stunning. Thank you, OP

I'm now been pursued around the internet by ads for hideous Christmas decorations. We should have a MN Christmas Centrepiece competition. It'll be hard to beat that beauty. Extra marks for additional uses your upturned empty container can be put to.

There are 90 people following the listing now and it is being viewed 58 times per hour....

Eeek, that owner must be getting rather excited or confused by why he has so many following and no bids