I feel really really mean posting this..

[Leela2]

....but it's utter magnificence just had to be shared
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/382566188867?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

*I read the description in Del Boys voice

😂😂😂

Spongeface you are a GENIUS ... I spent ages trying to find "this year's thing" and couldn't!!

I'm not sure, though, why the deer presumably bought for it are being sold, unless his wife's finally hit the valium (which might be understandable, given all the dungeon themed stuff he has on there )

getting emails about this now reminding me it’s still for sale!

Can't be. I refuse to believe it's still for sale. Surely one of us has snapped it up??

It looks like it was made in 3 hours during an episode of Great British Craft off. A program I've invented thats like GBBO but with crafting instead.

And they wouldn't win star crafter with that one.

That is absolutely wonderfully horrific. I’ve never seen anything that awful for £700 before. I can’t get over the effing cheek of it. And how can he possibly pretend it cost over £700 to make in the first place?! If it did, he’s well and truly been done over at Poundland 😂

I NEED TO SEE THIS FELLOW, HIS MENU, AND CENTREPIECE ON THE XMAS COME DINE WITH ME SPECIAL.

Omg yes someone with Twitter please tweet Channel 4 now!

For 700 quid I'd be wanting it to cook Christmas dinner and wash up after.
Even after reading the description I don't understand it, what a fucking monstrosity.
700 quid

It's clearly a joke.

There are no words

That is truly bonkers awesome! I have that EXACT Christmas tree AND an empty Quality Street tin Quids in, me

Calling spoof listing with the seller hoping it'll go viral

But you dont really feel mean do you Op.

Clearly someone has incested a lot of time and effort into this. Those figures must have cost a fortune and it is a bespoke one off artwork.

That's a quality typo you made there LEM @LEMtheoriginal 😂😂

But the partridge isn't in a pear tree?

eBay Knows that we are all having a look at it and it's now classed as POPULAR! It's bonkers, but I love it.

IT IS QUITE MAGNIFICENT.

@PickAChew this just absolutely finished me 😂😂

Excellent find OP, very well done

Cracking find OP
I've only just stumbled across this thread thing of beauty
I'm a bit lost for words at the moment.

36,784 100% positive feedback. That’s quite impressive for a private seller. Let’s club together and buy it.

@PawneeParksDept who said it was a typo??

😂 this is just superb. Unfortunately DH says no!

LTB

Even after reading the description I don't understand it, what a fucking monstrosity. 700 quid

It ISN'T 700 quid.

It's only £699.99p

Don't exaggerate.

It looks like it was made in 3 hours during an episode of Great British Craft off.

My God - I'd watch that grabsdot

I would SO watch that!

I am crying. Thanks.

Hilarious 🤣 the description is a killer 😂