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find your stripper name!!! from Heidi Lustsizzle

181 replies

Auntymandy · 19/05/2006 12:08

OOOERR MISSUS !!!!

See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends: We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the 3 instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi

p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

  1. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter

p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver

v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Nigh

z = Amber

  1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = hooter b = horn c = tower d = fire e = thighs f = hips g = side h = jugs i = shock j = cocker k = brook l = tush m = sizzle n = ridge o = kiss p = bomb q = cream r = thong s = heat t = whip u = cheeks v = rock w = hiney x = button

y = lick
z = juice

OP posts:
bourneville · 24/05/2006 08:59

I am Lola Leather Thong!

bourneville · 24/05/2006 08:59

I am Lola Leather Thong!

kando · 24/05/2006 09:04

haa haa - I'm ...Princess Sweet Thighs

(wish they were sweet!)

FeelingOld · 24/05/2006 09:51

I am Lola Silver Thong - wow, thats better than FeelingOld:) :)

Xavielli · 24/05/2006 18:42

Raquelle Heaven Thighs!

Pfer · 24/05/2006 19:05

Sapphire Heaven Tush! Why've I got a crappy one? Think will change my name and do it again...

3mummy · 26/05/2006 18:23

Chesty Silver Whip! Love it :)

fransmom · 26/05/2006 23:39

ha ha ha blaze leather thong - doesn't dsound right!!!!!!!

Waswondering · 27/05/2006 05:05

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

fransmom · 27/05/2006 10:08

that doesn't sound right for me either - prince fourth!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin

tjacksonpfc · 27/05/2006 10:22

angel leathertower

fransmom · 27/05/2006 10:23

that sounds like a toy of some sort Blush

hulababy · 27/05/2006 10:26

married name - Fantasia Lustyridge
maiden name - Fantasia Heavenhooter

browniechick · 27/05/2006 10:28

Hhmm - I'm Princess Heaven-Sizzle -haven't seen any other Heaven-Sizzles yet?! am I alone with this one?
Not sure this would create much business sounds like some kind of bbq! Smile

petrified · 30/06/2006 12:54

Sapphire Leather-Thong!

jamsambam · 30/06/2006 12:56

im Dallas Sunny-Kiss, pleased to meet you mr...

drpepper · 30/06/2006 13:16

chesty leatherhiney !!! sounds less like a pornstar name and more like the back end of a cow !

ScoobyDooooo · 30/06/2006 13:18

Montana silver Thong hmmmmmmm lol

intergalacticwalrus · 30/06/2006 13:35

Mine's Dull

Starr Deepkiss

JanH · 30/06/2006 13:39

Oh I just did it with my maiden name and it's the maddest name - sounds more like a cow than a stripper:

Heidi Heavenhooter!!!

Love it

apronstrings · 30/06/2006 13:44

I am Raquelle Leather-tush

Beauregard · 30/06/2006 13:44

sapphire leather thong

Medulla · 30/06/2006 13:46

Princess Glitz-Shock!!!

vnmum · 30/06/2006 13:48

im heidi glittertush

nailpolish · 30/06/2006 13:50

Chesty SunnyRidge

sounds like a town in America

dont like it