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find your stripper name!!! from Heidi Lustsizzle

181 replies

Auntymandy · 19/05/2006 12:08

OOOERR MISSUS !!!!

See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends: We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the 3 instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi

p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

  1. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter

p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver

v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Nigh

z = Amber

  1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = hooter b = horn c = tower d = fire e = thighs f = hips g = side h = jugs i = shock j = cocker k = brook l = tush m = sizzle n = ridge o = kiss p = bomb q = cream r = thong s = heat t = whip u = cheeks v = rock w = hiney x = button

y = lick
z = juice

OP posts:
arfy · 19/05/2006 16:10

did it with the 2nd part of my surname as first part was crap

Bambi Sweetthighs

SaintGeorge · 19/05/2006 16:11

Montana Sweet Thighs.

snort

SKYTVADICT · 19/05/2006 16:14

Diamond Heaventush - not as glamerous as some!!

GreenyTheBison · 19/05/2006 16:17

Chesty Sweethooter

Why must I always be ridiculous Sad

cadbury · 19/05/2006 16:19

Chesty GlitterCheeks Blush

Quite apt really!

pussycatmomma · 19/05/2006 16:21

Fantasia Sunnybomb Smile

LadyTophamHatt · 19/05/2006 16:23

LOLOLO...when I forst sawthis thread I read it as "Find your SLIPPER name"..

I thought "god...how odd...naming slippers!!"

Tommy · 19/05/2006 16:54

Racquelle SilverRidge Shock Grin Blush

Tortington · 19/05/2006 17:00

candy leathershock

a juxtaposition. but rather suited i think

LittleSarah · 19/05/2006 17:02

ha ha! Sugar Silver-Ridge...

I quite liked it up to the ridge part! Smile

hunkercaribou · 19/05/2006 17:02

Heidi Glitterkiss. I think I got off lightly (boom boom) Grin

hunkercaribou · 19/05/2006 17:03

(LTH, don't your slippers have names? Think you'll find you're in the minority with that Wink Grin)

Kelly1978 · 19/05/2006 17:06

dallas leatherjuice. Sounds gross, not very stripper like at all!

TinyGang · 19/05/2006 17:09

Lol at Greeny's 'Chesty Sweethooter'Grin Oh please change your mn name to that - it's FAB!

Mines Fantasia Leather-thong.

Whizzz · 19/05/2006 17:14

Sugar Heavenridge Grin

jabberwocky · 19/05/2006 17:30

Sugar GlitterHeat

sarahhal · 19/05/2006 17:35

Sugar Leather-Tush!!!

jac34 · 19/05/2006 17:40

I'm Starr Lustysizzle

Mercy · 19/05/2006 17:43

"Chesty Sweethooter

Why must I always be ridiculous"

Says GreenyThe Bison Grin. One of the best so far I think!

What a funny thread

jampots · 19/05/2006 17:46

Candy Glitterkiss

sazzlelou · 19/05/2006 17:49

Sugar Glitterlick. Hmmm

gladbag · 19/05/2006 18:02

Chesty Sweetkiss (I sound vaguely medicinal in a cough lozenge sort of way)

marthamoo · 19/05/2006 18:25

Heidi Glitterjugs.

Mmm...tasteful.

oxocube · 19/05/2006 18:25

sugar Glitz Thighs! Sounds like a pair of tights!!

WelshBoris · 19/05/2006 18:29

Bet loads of the mogelling lot will be on here looking for names for their unborn kids